Big Wet Tits The nice thing about this title is the subject. I've got to think that the worst day I ever spent in the company of a couple of big titties is still a pretty memorable day. This dvd celebrates the wet version. I am a dry titty man, but willing to be flexible for the sake of art.


Scene One: This salute to slippery sluts opens with Angelina Valentine in a purple bikini doing a strip tease for the camera. It isn’t my cup of tea, but it doesn’t distract from the action either. It is shot against a white background, much as if the cover of the dvd had come to life. She’s got a mediterranean look, with fake boobs, a tongue piercing and some hideous tattoos. As she strips, she is sprayed with water or oil (or both). The scene cuts straight to the sex, with Angelina now wearing a latex red bikini and doing the nasty with Manuel Ferrara, who really needs a shave to prevent people from asking him for Sonny Crockett’s autograph. She doesn’t say much, just moans and groans, and fuzz boy says nothing. The sex heats up when the go into doggy style, as she really works her ass in this position. This is the first sex scene I’ve seen by Elegant Angel in a long time that didn’t end with a facial.

Rundown: Titty kissing, cunnilingus, rim job, spoon, playing with titties, cowgirl, blow job, titty fucking, more CG, reverse cowgirl, doggy style, more blow job, titty fucking with oil, cum on titties.


Scene Two: It starts with the same set-up, a strip against a white background with Leah Livingston. She wears an itsy-bitsy teeny weenie pink polka dot bikini. She’s got an adorable face and my only issue with her looks is that her tits might not be http://www.biglous.com/stills/big enough for a http://www.biglous.com/stills/big titty dvd. Not that I don’t like them, I just think that when you are advertising http://www.biglous.com/stills/big tits, you need to get into more inhuman proportions. The action begind immediately with Antony Rosano. For some reason, the action, as with the scene before, is set in front of the door of a bank safe. It has nothing to do with the theme, so it’s a bit strange. Leah gives a fine bit of fellatio, with some nice hand action. The cock in this scene is a bit boring. I don’t expect much from the male talent, but it seems as if she is just a bit more experienced than him. To give him some credit, he pounds with some skill while in reverse CG. Beyond that, this one is all about Leah. It closes with the EA standard facial.

Rundown: Blow job, titty fucking, more blow job, 69, reverse CG, more blow job, titty job, spoon, missionary, doggy, titty fucking with oil, more doggy, cum on face.


Scene Three: The lovely pan-afrikan squirt queen Jada Fire (will we or won’t we see her female ejaculatory talents in this scene) does her love dance in a glistening blue bikini, complete with the thematic slippery oil treatment. It’s straight to the sex when she is done dancing, with Mark Ashley (again at the bank set). It’s obvious from the start of the scene that sistuh knows how to get nasty. She and Mark were so into it that you almost wanted to turn the hose on them. Once they start screwing, both performers have a physicality to them (contorting and positioning) that is quite professional. Jada obliges with a squirt during Mark’s digitation (he knew exactly how to find it, too). He finishes with a load on her boobs (which you can barely see, through all the oil).

Rundown: Cunnilingus, missionary, CG, doggy, finger fucking, squirt, reverse CG, sideways CG, titty fucking with oil, cum on titties.


Scene Four: Against the white background with the god-awful dance music playing, Whitney Stevens does her dance and oil show (this is starting to remind me of the old oil wrestling scene in Hollywood during the 1990s). The action cuts to the bank vault with Anthony Rosana (or was that Rosannadanna?) He opens by kissing her titties, and she seems to be a bit uninterested to all of this. She looks like she needs a better talent to ride her wild pony than Anthony can provide. There is a lot of oral sex in the beginning, which is actually quite fine with me. During the missionary, it looks like she got more excitement from her own masturbating than from the cock’s fucking skills. Because she has real tits, they flop around more during doggy, which is a pleasure to watch. He cums on her titties rather quickly. Did someone have trouble holding his load?

Rundown: Titty fucking, blow job, 69, missionary, spoon, reverse CG, doggy, cum on titties.


Scene Five: Cover girl Amy Reid is a Tara Reid clone. Much like her famous namesake, she looks a lot better in make-up on the cover than she does on video. It opens with the strip tease and oil show. This is the first scene not set in the bank vault. They are in a house and she is fucking a bald dude with tattoos. It turns out that this kid is a relative newcomer named Justice Young. He’s not bad at what he does; not a pro yet but he shows some promise. I’ve seen his own line and he needs to take his ego out of his productions. With a pro director to tame him, he is more tolerable. Amy’s oral skills are pretty good, more than I was expecting for a blond. The scene went on for so long that I wondered if JY didn’t have a little trouble spilling the beans. It finaly ends with a facial.

Rundown: Cunnilingus, finger fucking, blow job, missionary, titty fucking, doggy, reverse CG, more blow job, more reverse CG, spoon, more mish, face fucking, more reverse CG, more mish,

Typical of the work of William H. Nutsack, the photography on this one is good and the color vibrant. It you like http://www.biglous.com/stills/big titties or the girls in the cast, you will enjoy this one, though ultimately if I was going to pop this one in for the purpose of popping one off, only the Leah Livingstone scene would provide me with the necessary stimuli. By the standards of another studio this might rate a higher mark, but I am a bit spoiled when it comes to the Elegant Angel line and William’s work, in particular. It’s not the best they’ve done, but it’s much better than most of the stuff out there.

DVD Extras: Scene selection, pop shot recap, bonus scene with Shyla Stylez, gallery, commercials.

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