Bubble Butt Bonanza 14 Review This Bonanza of Bubble Butts (can Bubble Butt Gunsmoke be far behind?) is a gonzo selection of scenes featuring women with bouncy bubbly butts. I will try to be diplomatic in reviewing it. I hated it. Whoops, I failed.

One point of order (not having to do with the feature itself) is the Hush Hush logo on the front. I could not read the words "Hush Hush," the font was so small (and this was with my glasses, at 20/20). I would claim to be an expert on logos, but I know that this cannot be good.


Scene One: The first scene featurs Alexis Texas (pretty but not made-up too well) who begins by shaking her ass for the camera while the cameraman talks to her (something I can always do without). She's on a black naugahyde couch in a room with puke green paint and an inflatable pool in the middle (which can't be good for the floors). There is not much water (or baby oil or whatever) in the pool, so I'm not sure what the point is. Cameraman shoots darts at her, which is fun, but he is very annoying to listen to. At this point, I fast forwarded until the cock (Will Powers) entered, wearing a snorkle set. I'm sure it was funny when they were shooting it, but not fun to watch.

Rundown: Blow job, doggy style, cowgirl, reverse cg, spoon, froggy, facial.


Scene Two: This features Danae, picked up by a couple of dillwhacks, driving around and pretending it wasn't set up before hand. Suprisingly enough, she gets in the car, goes to their house, and has sex for the camera. I never would have guessed. There is the usual selection of asinine questions about her ass. They do some serious close-ups of her ass, oil it up, and then she blows Andrew Andrette (one of the dillwhacks). They keep repeating "Bubble Butt Bonanza," which is handy. Now In will know not to watch Volume 15.

Rundown: Blow job, doggy, more oral, cowgirl, reverse cg, spoon, pussy to mouth, missionary, facial.


Scene Three: It opens with tattooed Joe Friday introducing Jamie Tyler, looking nice in her white fishnet stockings. They indulge in the usual inane banter. I think I've made it clear that this is not my thing, so I'll avoid editorializing on it further. There is a long strech of Joe and Jamie showing off her ass to the camera, leading to the oral.

Rundown: Blow job, cowgirl, doggy, reverse cg, reverse cg anal, doggy anal, anal spoon, anal mish, facial.


Scene Four: The camera finds Alexia Milano giving a blow job to James Deen in the car. There is the normal banter as they talk her into going back to their place. There is some outdoor fucking beforehand. Inside, she does some gymnastics (in the form of a bending the back concave style blow job) for the boys and shakes her tushy. They use a vibrator on her and pour some baby oil on her naughty bits. She's quite the contortionist and not a bad looker, and I would like to see her in a scene that doesn't suck someday.

Rundown: Blow job, doggy, more blow job (all outside), blow job, sex toy, doggy, cowgirl, more doggy, something kama-sutra style resembling doggy, spoon, facial.


Scene Five: Two girls (Jamie Tyler and Aliana Love) are met at a cafe, talking about a music video that one of them got fired from. It's just fascinating conversation. They discuss Aliana's booty, oil her ass on a couch outside (if it's still there the next time I drive through that neighborhood, it's mine!) and take her back to the room. The two girls oil each other up and one of them blows Will. One of the girls disappears into the background during parts of the scene, it's really a b/g scene with one girl around for support and boobage.

Rundown: Blow job, cunnilingus, sex toy, doggy, titty sucking, cowgirl, standing spoon, missionary, facial.

At this point, we have arrived at my favorite part of the movie. I can only imagine this being enjoyable to a bunch of drunk college boys at a party. If that's you, my apologies. Beyond that, if I never have to see another scene by this group again, it will be too soon.

DVD Extras: Bonus scene, photo gallery, pick your pleasure (highlights from the dvd), advertisements.

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