Foot and Toe Fuckers

If there’s anything I’ve learned in my adult years it’s that the range of human sexuality is wide and varied. Just when I think I’ve seen everything, I see something that makes me stop and think and re-evaluate my own sexuality and desires. I’ve learned that if something exists, it can be sexualized. It just so happens that feet are one of the most sexualized non-sex organs in the human pallet of sexual flavors.



 

Avalon’s Freaks by Nature continue to enlighten me unto the world of human sexuality with their DVD Foot & Toe Fuckers. “The foot fetish lovers dream,” the cover art claims, “the odd, strange and obscene!”

 

The first scene of Foot & Toe Fuckers begins with a couple on a couch. The girl has on amazing fuck-me shoes – black, vinyl, and with a large platform and heal. The brunette is cute enough, but her boobs are too fake for me (though not the worst I’ve ever seen.) The guy, who is nondescript, gives them some attention, then turns to her feet. 



 

He spends a lot time licking her shoe, running his tongue over the pointed heal and the shiny black vinyl, and then very gently slips one shoe from her foot. He then licks the arch of her foot, and once he’s done there, he goes down on the brunette, rubbing the heal of the shoe on her snatch. Both shoes come off rather quickly, and then she starts sucking his cock. After some time she then rides him reverse cowgirl style, then he does her from behind. He has her suck him off again, and though her boobs are fake, she sure knows how to play with them, and they’re nice and ready as he come son her face and tits. All in all, the sex in this scene is good, but not spectacular.

 

The second scene starts in a bathroom. It’s dirty and there’s graffiti everywhere. A big guy talking on his phone walks in and sits down. Tentatively, a slutty blonde follows after him. Then, a very strange little scene ensues. The blonde sits on one toilet, and he sits on another. A wall separates them, but oh, what is that? None other than a glory hole! He pokes his dick through and she takes it in her hand and mouth, then she starts playing with both him and herself. Eventually he comes out from behind the wall, and they start fucking, the guy alternating between sticking it in her pussy and her mouth. After a bit he goes down on her, and she gets crazy wet. This guy sure does like to eat vagina!



 

Not much attention is paid to her feet, though, until almost the end of the scene. He starts licking her legs and ankles as she displays herself to him. She red painted toenails, black high heals with lots of straps over her foot, and a delicate ankle bracelet. After he’s done he jacks off and comes all over one foot.

 

Scene three has the same set as scene two. A semi-attractive brunette starts undressing trashy looking guy in an A-shirt and with a cigarette hanging out of his mouth. She sucks him off a bit, then makes him bend over a trashcan while she gives him a few swats and nibbles on his ass cheeks. The woman keeps on giving him orders and commands, and makes him sit on the bowl of a dirty commode. She gets naked, and despite the trashiness of the bathroom, it’s charming how gently the man caresses her body. She’s very slender and has nice, natural breasts, and wears black strappy heals. (They remind me of the shoes I wore to my high school prom!)



 

He starts licking her snatch, then she sits on the toilet and he starts giving her pretty feet the tiniest of kisses. She rests her other foot on his back, and it’s such subtle gesture of domination. He starts licking her toes, then eventually goes back to her pussy. Finally he is able to take her from behind, but then she shoves her panties into his mouth then jacks him off into the trashcan. This scene was less about the sexual penetration and more about the power play between the two people. Very interesting, and despite all the ways it breaks from traditional porn, pretty hot!

 

The fourth scene has a cute and trashy redhead, with both her finger and toe nails painted black, worshiping the feet of a mean and dominating woman with black hair. Both are wearing black shoes with long, pointed heals. The redhead licks the other woman’s toes, her arch, her heal – the whole foot is getting worshiped! The woman with the black hair makes the redhead suck on her own toes, then rub her snatch with the heal of her foot. She then makes her lie down and start fingering herself. A clear dildo comes out and the black haired woman starts fucking the redhead with it, then shoves it down her throat.

 

This scene has so much dirty talk between the two of them – the dark haired woman giving commands to the redhead, who is desperate at the whim of her mistress. The dark haired woman keeps on fucking the redhead with her fingers or with toys, in the redhead’s ass, mouth, or pussy (and sometimes more than one hold at once!) The dark haired woman makes the redhead suck on her strap-on, and then a man walks into the room, adding a voyeuristic flavor to the scene. The throat fucking gets so intense that the redhead almost vomits off camera, but the dark haired woman is totally into it. She then forces the redhead to lick her pussy, demanding that the red head make her come.

 



I found this scene to be tantalizing, dirty, and hot, though it pushed a few boundaries of my own comfort zone. It was enlightening and eye opening into the world of light domination and foot worship, and was very exciting to watch. I loved it!

 

Scene five opens with two men and a woman. They start undressing and the woman starts sucking one of the guys off. Very quickly the other man mounts her from behind while she is still giving head. Compared to the previous, scandalous scenes on this disk, this one seems pretty tame, until the two men doubly penetrate the woman. Both of them come on her face and tits. This scene concludes with absolutely no attention paid to her feet or toes.



 

The sixth scene begins with a blonde woman in a pink bikini playing with her tits on a balcony. A guy walks up, looking like he just came in from the farm, and starts licking and sucking her nipples, then playing with her juice box. The scene switches and they’re inside and she’s sucking him off through the bars on a staircase. The girl seems to enjoy it, and she plays with the camera a lot. Again, the sex isn’t as fetish-y as it was in the previous scenes, but there is nothing to complain about.



 

Scene seven begins with a really attractive, exotic looking woman and a man undressing. They lay down on a picnic blanket and the man goes down on the woman, then she sucks him off a bit. He starts fucking her in a variety of positions, and she really seems to enjoy it. He comes on her face, and again, Foot & Toe Fuckers has another scene with neither foot nor toe fucking.



 

The eighth scene features a man waking a blonde woman up. They start kissing, then the clothes come off, then he starts licking her. The woman is as attractive as any porn star can be, with so much glam and makeup, dye and plastic. One interesting thing about this scene is that the man actually fucks her with a condom on. Way to go, safe sex! The scene gets more interesting when the woman digs through a bag of toys and takes out a vibrator, but despite all of the delicious options available to her, the scene ends quickly - good, not bad, but falling short of its potential.

 



The ninth scene begins with a woman with long black stockings rubbing a man through his jeans as he sits on a kitchen counter. She spends a long time playing with him through his green underwear, which is a nice change of pace when usually the penis just pops out and there’s very little attention paid to prolonging the foreplay. He eats her out for a bit while she lays on a billiard table, then starts fucking her, then shoves his cock up her ass. Not spectacular, and again, no attention is paid to feet or toes (though she does have on nice stockings and hot shoes.)

 



Scene ten starts with a mildly attractive blonde milf sucking a man’s cock. She has on really high boots with heals. The man really gets into the blow job, then flips her around and takes her doggy style. The woman then is on her back getting fucked in her ass, and just like that, the scene is over.

 



The eleventh scene features an attractive man and a woman making-out pool side. The woman has very nice, full and natural breasts. The man goes down on her, and then she pays him the same favor. He mounts her on a blanket, then does he doggy style for a while, until she climbs on top of him and lets him fuck her ass. The scene is short and sweet.



 

The twelfth scene starts with a cute girl with a very bushy snatch crawling on the floor towards the camera. The camera pans and an older, much older, woman is sitting on the sofa. She has a wiggly dildo balanced on each knew. (Um… okay…? Just when you were thinking Foot & Toe Fuckers was just like any other porn, they throw something weird at you again. Thanks, Freaks by Nature!)  The older woman has thigh high stockings, and both women start sucking on the toys. The older woman starts playing with the camera man’s cock, giving the scene a new point of view not yet scene on this DVD. Both women take turns sucking his cock. Then, the/a man (no way to tell exactly who it is) is in the scene and he’s fucking the milf doggy style, bent over the sofa, while she’s sucking on a dildo and the younger girl watches. After a while it switches back into a typical P.O.V. focus, and the milf starts getting fucked in the ass. The scene finishes with a satisfying money shot.



 

Scene 13 immediately begins with a Latina looking woman eating out a man’s asshole. To be honest, this scene was a little hard for me to watch. Call me a prude, but rim-jobs kind of gross me out. But the girl doesn’t mind, and neither does the man, and it’s over soon enough when she starts fucking him reverse cowgirl style. This is where you can get a good look at her ruffled school-girl-esque socks beneath her slutty porn star heals. After they fuck a bit it’s her turn for some oral treats and some intense fingering. Finally he gives it to her in her ass, then comes on her face. This scene is just so, so dirty.



 

All in all, I was expecting more variety out of a film called Foot & Toe Fuckers. There are more shoes out there than black high heals! Why not red? Or white? Or yellow? Why not sandals with lots of laces and straps, or boots with spikes? Or hell, something cool like sneakers or combat boots! Why not explore nylons or stockings, socks or tights? No toes or feet were actually ever fucked during Foot & Toe Fuckers, and the sex itself was a wide range of super hot to humdrum.

 

For the hardcore foot/toe/shoe/nylon/etc enthusiast, this DVD most likely won’t deliver, but for those of us who are just looking for a little more variety and a break from the mundane, Foot & Toe Fuckers might be just what we need.


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