Freckle Fantasies Review I love niche titles (as long as they are not too freaky), so the idea of a title featuring all freckled-faced girls is quite appealing to me. I popped this one into the player, in hopes that it would live up to modest expectations.

This appears to be a comp mixed with new and old footage mixed, or possibly all new to dvd, culled out of footage from Kick Ass’s internet archives. Because there are thirteen scenes, and some are just solo girl, my rundown of each will be much briefer than normal.


Scene One: The ginger-girl fuck fest opens with Leighlani Red and the Czechi with the schmeckle, Reno. They open with some foreplay. Leighlani has reddish hair (hence the name), but other then a smattering on her chest, she doesn’t have many freckles. They don’t say to much to each other, no talking or plot, just sex. Reno is going Don Johnson (half a shave) in this one. The spoon on the carpet is an especially pleasing position to watch. The camera work is efficacious, but nothing special. The partners are both giving all their moxie to the sex act.

Rundown: Kissing, titty sucking, cunnilingus, missionary, doggy style, blow job, reverse cowgirl, more bj, spoon, cg, more mish, more bj, more doggy, facial.


Scene Two: Faye is a true freckle-faced female for those who want the dvd to stay loyal to its theme. She also has some sweet puffy nipples (I have a whole website dedicated to this concept, named Puffyz... someone else got the domain name with the correct spelling). She is being serviced by Chris Mountain. The scene switches to POV during the fellatio, which gives the freckle-fetishist a good view of Fayes fiery spots of love.

Rundown: B on G masturbation, finger fucking, bj, titty-fucking, missionary, cg, rcg, ass-up doggy, more bj, facial.


Scene Three: This scene has Mischel, who has some freckles on her shoulder and chest and a few on the face, mostly covered by make-up. She is with an unbilled blonde guy, whom I shall call Gustaf, for no apparent reason. There is no intro, it’s straight to the sex. She says so little, I am wondering if this scene was shot in Eastern Europe. She says nothing but “ooh, ahh” and he huffs and puffs like he has sleep apnea (maybe he needs an uvulopalatopharyngoplasty, like I got). I like the piercing in her tongue and her dutious approach to sucking cock. At some point, the camera starts to go out of focus during the close-ups.

Rundown: BJ, G on B masturbation, 69, titty fucking, more bj, standing spoon, more bj, spoon on the floor, rcg, facial.


Scene Four: Brooke is a blonde with a sparse amount of freckles on the noise. She plays with a sex toy while the dude behind the camera talks to her. If I like solo girl sex toy scenes, I might or might not enjoy this. I don’t.

Rundown: Fucks herself with sex toy.


Scene Five: Blonde Camila is with a cock who has a Frank Sutton haircut. She never speaks, much like a girl in the previous scene, leading me to believe this is an Eastern Euro scene. I’m not spotting freckle one on her body (though there are a few moles on her belly). She also doesn’t shave her armpits (or the nether region, though I did like seeing a hairy blonde bush, for a change). The lace white panties are a cute touch. Again, there is some out-of-focus camera work in this scene.

Rundown: B on G masturbation, BJ, doggy, RCG, CG, missionary, facial.


Scene Six: A pretty young blonde named Keely is alone in the kitchen. She gets a vibrator out of the frig (remind me never to have dinner at her house). She strips for the camera and makes herself happy. When there is a close-up, we can see some freckles underneath her make-up.

Rundown: Masturbation, fucks herself with refrigerated vibrator.


Scene Seven: There is some star power in this scene, with the sexy Charlotte Stokely, doing a g/g scene with Karlie Montana. Charlotte supplies the bulk of the freckles in this one. The scene opens with the two of them taking to the dude behind the camera (yawn)! Charlotte’s a hottie, but I dont’ know why she wore lime green panties with a pink skirt. My old costume shop professor would have had a spaz upon seeing that (not that he would have been watching this brand of smut).

Rundown: Masturbation, kissing, 69, sex toy fucking, cunnilingus, more kissing.


Scene Eight: We are back to the mute Euros, featuring the not too attractive (unless you like the full-figured, then you might enjoy her) Nikol and I guy I’m calling Dieter (now is the part on Sprockets where we dance)! I looked carefully and found no freckles on Nikol for you to fantasize about.

Rundown: Kissing, titty-sucking, cunnilingus, bj, missionary, RCG, CG, doggy style, more RCG, cum on titties.


Scene Nine: This is another solo girl scene with Scarlett Pain. Her freckles are covered up by make-up. If ATK ever does a tramp stamps feature, they should call on her. Likewise on the piercings. She also seems to be a wee bit more skilled at working the vibrator than her counterparts.

Rundown: Masturbation, oral and fucking with vibrator.


Scene Ten: Adrienn & a guy are in a backyard with a wagon (the horse-drawn kind) drinking wine. It must be powerful wine, because they go right at it. At closer look, it appears to be Boone’s Farm Strawberry Hill. Adrienn is deffo a skinny little varmint. Her scrawny frame and lack of cleavage would give Leah Luv a run for her money. They do it on a blanket in the grass. On close-up, this skinny hottie has a good smattering of freckles on the face. The camera person in his scene needs to learn how to shoot in sunlight, as her face and other body parts are burning with brightness.

Rundown: Titty sucking (with wine), BJ, cunnilingus, CG, RCG, more BJ, doggy, missinary, cum on face and in wine glass.


Scene Eleven: It’s back to the kitchen with Brie. She introduces the scene by saying “This sucks, I want to masturbate”. I have not witnessed such abrupt exposition in a film since Batman and Robin. She strips for the camera, and does have pretty purple underwear. It may be the make-up, but I am not noting any freckles on Brie. Maybe they just included her because she’s a redhead and a hot one to boot. The carpet matches the curtains, so we know she’s a real redhead.

Rundown: Masturbation, fucking with sex toy.


Scene Twelve: Tyler is another freckle-free girl (I’m only pointing this out because of the title of this dvd). She and the cock are talking, but it’s so quiet and the sound is inaudible, so who knows what passes for pillow talk between them? I’m pretty sure this is another Euro scene. I am noticing that the professional cocks in that part of the world are smaller than their San Fernando Valley counterparts. This guy doesn’t have much length at all.

Rundown: B on G masturbation, cunnilingus, BJ, missionary, doggy, RCG, CG, missionary, cum on chest.


Scene Thirteen: This starts with an interview featuring “Charly,” who now calls herself Lucy FIre. She does have plenty of freckles, so it’s a good scene to finish with. She even has freckles on her lily white ass. She’s good in the sac (though she was 18 when this was shot and pretending to be inexperienced). One thing that gives away the age of this scene is that Lucy doesn’t have her now signature “fire crotch” tattoo, which is a series of flames rising from her pussy.

Rundown: B on G masturbation, cunnilingus, anal finger fucking, BJ, CG, RCG, doggy style, missionary, facial.

If you want freckles, this dvd has freckles. Some of the girls are sans freckles and thrown in for filler, which is curious, since there are so many scenes. It seems they could have left some of the scenes out or just used them as bonus scenes. It's odd to say that a dvd is too long, but this one just might be. Since they aren't advertising it as a 4 hour title, they might as well have just put the better scenes in.

DVD features: Chapters (and that’s all).

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