Bad For Your Teeth, Good For Your Libido
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- By Big Lou Mancuso
- Published 12/10/2008
- Teen Sex (18 and over) , Straight , Small Tits , Gonzo , Amateur Sex
- Review Unrated
- DVD Title: BubbleGum Cuties 3
- Studio: Adam & Eve
- Performers: Marina Mae, Brooke Belle, Faye Valentine, Isabella Amour, Marissa Mendoza
- Director: Will Ryder
- Pros: Cute girls, cute outfits, generally pleasing for the eyes.
- Cons: Commercials upon autoplay, poor levels on the sound editing, not much creativity in the scenes.
- Bottom Line: If you like legal teens, you will not mind having this in your collection.
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View all reviews by Big Lou MancusoThis feature gives a new meaning to the word. BubbleGum Cuties 3 DVD review.
Bubble Gum Cuties 3 This cleverly-titled dvd comes to use from XPlay, BadSeed and Adam & Eve (there are a lot of logos on the box). It stars a cast of unknowns playing the barely legal look. It opens with phone sex ads, which are difficult to FF through. That’s a bush-league move for a major player in the business. Much like the Vivid releases, there are a lot of ads that auto-play at the beginning and it takes awhile to navigate through them. I'm not sure I understand the bubble-gum fetish, but in an adult entertainment world of balloons and shark porn, it's not a stretch of the imagination that someone would get off on this. Actually, I don't think shark porn really exists. I saw it on one of my favorite episodes of Friends.
Scene One: Isabelle Amour is rocking on her bed, dressed in very colorful schoolgirl garb (I like the teal panties). She is blowing bubbles (the soapy kind, not the gummy kind). Alec Knight walks over from the pool table and starts kissing her and servicing her pussy without so much as a how-do-you-do. She gives him a pov blow job, taking in very little of his cock. An audio note: The music at the beginning is loud, and the actors are at a low decibel level, so you will have to adjust your sound. As a fan on the niche, I enjoyed Isabelle’s co-ed outfit, especially since the colors actually match. She also has matching fishnet stockings, just in case that’s your bag.
Rundown: Cunnilingus, blow job, missionary, more blow job, reverse cowgirl, more blow job, doggy style, cowgirl, spoon, more blow job, cum on face with mouth open.
Scene Two: This bit opens with the same intro tease, and cover girl Marina Mae is also blowing soap bubbles (the title did say bubble “gum,” didn’t it?) She’s a mosquito-bite chested hottie with a cutie-pie face. As with the last scene, it’s straight to the sex with Billy Glide. In the co-ed tradition, she has a pleated skirt (though to be fair, it is a tennis skirt, not a schoolgirl skirt). She has just the slightest bit of fur above her pussy (which by modern standards probably qualifies as a jungle). Billy has a giant snausage and Marina takes very little of it into her mouth when performing fellatio (though a bit more than Isabelle did). There is so little dialogue in these scenes, at this point nothing has been said by either actress except “oh yeah.” At the very end, she finally speaks: “I’m a bubble gum cutie.”
Rundown: Cunnilingus, blow job, face-fucking, more DATY, missionary, reverse cowgirl, more blow job, doggy style, froggy (doggy with ass high), cum on face with mouth open.
Scene Three: Redheaded hottie Faye Valentine aka Faye Reagan opens with a strip tease, again blowing soap bubbles. Donny Long walks in and starts kissing those puffy-nippled titties (as would I). Her teal eye make-up (director Will Ryder must love that color) is so heavy, it’s distracting (at least on camera. If I were actually in the room with her, I would ignore it and just fuck her). One thing I enjoyed about her is that she’ll take as much cock as she can into her mouth. She also bends and contorts her body very well.
Rundown: Titty-sucking, finger fucking, blow job, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, froggy, missionary, spoon, cum on face with mouth open.
Scene Four: Naughty looking blonde (with plaid skirt and pigtails) is actually true to the concept of the dvd in that she is chewing bubble gum during her intro tease. One note is that at this point, the same music is used for all intros, and it is very annoying. It has a euro disco sound that only the Roxbury boys would love. It cuts to Jeremy Steele and they commence to have sex with no intro. Her pink panties are very cute. The pigtails and panties may be for effect, in an effort to make up for the fact that she looks a bit less fresh than the other girls. She may be the only one in the dvd with a boob job.
Rundown: Cunnilingus, blow job, reverse cowgirl, doggy, unusual position somewhere between the pooch and the preacher, face fucking, cowgirl, cum on face.
Scene Five: This final chapter has a bubble gum chewing and soap-bubble blowing cutie named Marissa Mendoza, a long-haired latina with two pony-tails. She has the intro tease, then it cuts to her kissing Kurt Lockwood. She doesn’t have much cleavage. She seems to be the least experienced of the group, rarely playing for the camera and Kurt seems to be coaching her on how to perform oral. He does a good job of stimulating her honey pot, and she is the most orgasmic girl in the bunch.
Rundown: Cunnilingus, blow job, face and finger fucking together, reverse cowgirl, doggy, missionary, cowgirl, cum on face.
Ultimately, this is a pleasant diversion for those who like 18-21 year olds (as I do). There is no one here that will make it a must buy (unless you are a redhead lover, then you are probably a huge Faye Valentine aka Faye Reagan fan), but all are very cute. I wish the sound editing had been more professional. It was a bright, colorfully shot piece, which I also enjoyed. The sex scenes seemed to be a bit by-the-numbers; all seemed to be pretty much the same. The plus there is that Will Ryder knows, at least, the right numbers. There are no amateur mistakes at all, just a sameness to each scene.
DVD Features: Scene select, behind the scenes, play all intro teases (but why?), bonus sex scene, gallery, commercials.
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