Cheerleaders I will be so bold as to say that the ultimate cheerleader porn film hasn't been made yet... but this sure comes close. Many fans of the genre point to Jim Holliday's work with VCA, but his cheer chicks were all so old they seemed ready for MILF-dom. Steve Lightspeed might have made the perfect cheerleader dvd, but he stuck with softcore. This feature, while not being the perfect cheerleader porn flick, is a pretty awesome porn flick none-the-less.







The scene opens in a girls locker room at a school of unknown origin. The whole cast is in their cheer uniforms, in various states of undress. They are engaged in a verbal catfight. Memphis Monroe asks Jesse Jane if she fucked Manuel, which leads to the first scene, told in two versions (the bullshit version and the true version).


Scene One: Jesse Jane tells the true version of her tryst. It starts with Jesse munching on an ice cream sandwich, erotically. My only beef is that she switches from her cheer uni into a white corset. The corset is nice, but this is a cheerleader flick, not a lingerie film. Manuel arrives at the door and Jesse entertains him while they wait for his girlfriend. She promises his ice cream, giving him that and much more. Jesse is quite the screamer in this scene. I'm not necessarily a fan of screamers, but she does it well and I always appreciate a master doing her craft.

Rundown: Ice cream eating, kissing, cunnilingus, rimming, blow job, cowgirl, spoon, foot job, deeper blow job, reverse cg, doggy, more blow job, missionary, more reverse cg, more spoon, facial.


Scene Two: Back in the locker room, they girls continue their catfight, a game of truth or dare. Jesse accuses Memphis of shooting a porno, which she just happens to have online (at the Digital Playground website, by some strange coincedence). Memphis is in bed with two football players.

Rundown: Cunnilingus, blow job, titty fucking, doggy style, face fucking, cg, spoon, reverse cg, titty snacking, mish, facial x 2.


Scene Three: In the locker room, it's dare time. Lexxi Tyler is dared to suck on Sophia Santi's nipples for 15 seconds. Lexxi then asks Adrianna Lynn (now Adrenalynn, she of the awful tattoos,) Shawna Lenee enters, a freshman cheerleader with coffee and donuts for Adrianna. Shawna used to perform under the unfortunate name of Kara Mynor (I guess Janet Jaylbait was already taken). They take about going to cheer practice together. Instead, they fuck Adrianna's boyfriend, Johnny Sins, if only as a service to Shawna, who has never had a man. Shawnee looks as cute as can be in her cheerleader uniform. Kudos for a creative pop-shot.

Rundown: Blow job, face sitting, reverse cg, cg, titty sucking, mish, cunnilingus, finish on Shawna's ass, drips onto Adrianna's tongue.


Scene Four: Shay Jordan tells the locker room girls of her adventure in detention, but the Breakfast Club was never like this. This scene features who sex acts going on at once: one with Shay and Camryn Kiss and two of the boys in detention, the other with Alexis Texas doing teacher Tommy Gunn. Alexis Texas has one of the bitchiest women-I-will-never-get-fuck outfits that I've ever seen. I don't mention all the combos in the rundown, as this is a review, not a scorecard.

Rundown: Kissing, blow jobs-a-plenty, cunnilingus, doggy, mish, spoon, reverse cg, cg, doggy against the wall, 69, doggy on the desks, standing doggy, cum on Alexis ass, cum on Shay's bush, facial for Camryn.


Scene Five: It's another dare in the locker room, with Priya getting her titties and butthole licked by all the girls. Stoya, the new girl, is challenged by the bitch squad. At this point I was told to insert Disc 2. I don't know why they had to put this on 2 dvds (other than to command a higher price,) since a dvd-9 would have fit this whole package nicely. Stoya is dared to go to study hall with Brianna Love, a cutey with a pixie voice. Brianna is playing the airhead bit to the hilt, it just makes you want to fuck her so bad. She talks Stoya into fucking Manuel, since her boyfriend is nowhere to be scene. It doesn't take much persuasion before a threesome is started.

Rundown: Cunnilingus, blow job, mish, double blow job, doggy, double doggy, anal mish, anal doggy, atm, cum on Stoya's ass.


Scene Six: The chicks in the locker room tell Stoya not to feel bad about fucking Manuel, they all have. This scene closes with a g/g/g/g/g/g/g/g/g lesbian orgy, featuring Sophia Santi, Priya Rai, Lexxi Tyler, Stoya, Jesse Jane, Brianna Love, Shay Jordan, Adrianna Lynn, and Memphis Monroe (I think that's all, there might have been more). I'm not a fan of lesbian scenes, but I'm not immune, either. The highlight for me was Jesse having her legs stretched apart while being lifted by a couple of girls. A serious criticism on this is that, at one point, I can hear either the camera guy or the director speaking. This is a high quality Digitial Playground release, and the editor should have caught it.

Rundown: Way too much going on, but plenty of pussy eating, kissing, light spanking, finger action, titty sucking, donut bopping.

The faux pas at the end didn't kill the film for me, it's still an awesome release, but it warrants a markdown in my book. It may even be the best cheerleader dvd to date (but the niche is still young and there are many inferior releases). I am a huge fan of the genre and this film is going on my shelf (a nice compliment from me, as my private collection only counts about 20 dvds).

DVD Features: Behind the scenes, photo gallery, slide show, contract star bios, trailers.

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