Pretty Little Pussies

The Sweet Things from Japentertainment brings to you the exclusive Pretty Little Pussies, five hours of pretty girls getting rammed in all of their holes and loving every pretty little minute of it.

 

Pretty Little Pussies features the cute and seductive Cytherea and her sweet friends Tommi Rose, Miki Tan, Kimberly Kummings, Tiffany mason, Marilyn Star, Charlie, and Paige Hart. All of these girls are oh-so-cute and oh-so-ready-to-get-fucked.



 

“What every man craves and deserves!” claims the DVD cover, but seriously, folks, let’s be reasonable. Don’t we women deserve pretty pussies, too? And really, every man? Every single one of them?

 

I’m just saying!

 

Anyway, the first scene of Pretty Little Pussies from Japentertainment stars Cytherea, looking very young and nubile. She’s getting her ass rimmed and her shaven pussy fingered by a big guy with a mullet, and she gets incredibly vocal while he’s doing it. It would be totally hot if not for the creepy animal grunting sounds he makes while licking her. He starts fingering Cytherea, and soon she squirts all over his hand in one of the most intense orgasms I’ve seen in porn. (granted, I haven’t seen so much porn… Really!) After the poor dirty girl has had time to recover, he starts slowly fucking her while licking her toes. He quickens his pace, and almost immediately Cytherea starts coming again, squirting all over him. After just a few more strokes, and she’s coming again! It’s just incredible how this one scene has more female orgasms than most porn films have on the whole disk!



 

Cytherea is soon soaking wet in her own juices, and takes a moment to recover while sucking cock. Then her mullet-headed partner changes positions and starts fucking her from behind. When he’s done he comes in her mouth and Cytherea eats it right up. Aside from the ugly sex partner (why do men in porn have to be so funny looking?) The sex in the first scene of  Pretty Little Pussies was super hot, the female orgasms shocking and satisfying. Cytherea is super cute and pretty, and it’s so much fun to watch her get fucked.

 

The second scene is filmed point of view style. You are walking down a hall and knock on a girl’s door. A cute and trashy cheerleader with blonde hair opens the door and flirts with you. I’m not sure who this actress is, however. A quick google image search didn’t match this blondie with Tommi Rose, Miki Tan, Kimberly Kummings, Tiffany mason, Marilyn Star, Charlie, or Paige Hart. I think it might be Tommi Rose, but I could be mistaken. Either way, she’s really pretty and plays well with the camera.



 

She starts taking off her cheerleader uniform and I almost want her to put it back on, she’s so terribly skinny, with every rib showing on her tiny torso. This poor girl looks like she has a 12-year-old’s body with a trashy porn star’s head. Yikes. Anyway, she continues to flirt and play, and starts playing with her snatch, mostly shaven aside from a landing strip. She gets really dirty and starts playing with her pom-pom. Woah.

 

Eventually you, the viewer, sticks it in her. Soon she flips over and gets a good work-over from behind. Next she sucks on some cock for a little while, and gets a mouthful. This scene was okay. The girl wasn’t really my type, but there wasn’t anything to complain about concerning the sex, aside from it being non-spectacular.

 

The third scene features a dark haired beauty, outside, playing with the camera. I believe this to be Mika Tan, an amazingly beautiful Asian hottie. She gets naked in a variety of places, then eventually settles on a sofa. A man walks into the room and she gets down on her knees for him. After some fellatio, she gets fucked reverse cowgirl style.



 

Mika Tan rides her partner a bit, then sucks on his cock, then rides him some more. After a bit of this she gets on her knees again and is fucked from behind, where you get a great view of her pussy piercing. How pretty! They continue to switch positions, as if reading from a kama sutra manual. In conclusion, I now have a huge crush on Mika Tan.

 

The fourth scene features a young, cute blondie playing for the camera outside. Soon she’s on her back getting her Pretty Little Pussy eaten out and playing so eagerly with her nipples. (Is this a young Marilyn Star?) After she’s done getting her share, she gets on her knees and starts sucking this guy’s thick dick.



 

The music in this scene is totally like something I’ve heard in raves. I’ll never quite understand the need for hardcore electronica or techno during a porno, but I guess it’s only slightly less cheesy than a “bow-chicka-bow-wow.” Marilyn Star starts undressing, and it’s here you get a good look at her hip bones and ribs. Yuck. Her boobs are small and nice, though, and they look natural, so that’s good. She climbs on top of the guy and starts fucking him reverse cowgirl style. He rides her from behind for a bit, then comes all over her chest. This scene wasn’t bad, but was totally mid-90s Hollywood style pornography.

 

Scene Five of Pretty Little Pussies is another classic Hollywood style porno, circa 1994. (I can tell because I grew up with that armchair!) Two people, tired from a night on the town (you can tell because of the black boots and leather pants. On the man.) come home to continue their evening of fun. The brunette (who I think is Kimberly Kummings) has her pants taken off and starts playing with herself. The guy, who looks like a wanna-be Billy Idol, starts licking her pussy. She then starts sucking his cock while playing with herself. The production of this scene isn’t highly polished, but it’s forgivable because at least these people seem a little “edgier” than most porn stars.



 

The guy starts fucking her on the sofa, and the brunette (Kimberly?) really plays with the camera. It doesn’t last long because, uh-oh! Someone is at the door. (Of course I get up to answer the door during the middle of sex!) Kimberly starts hooking up with the friend (who looks like Sam Kinison). The original guy has an “emergency” he needs to take care of, so Kimberly decides, in the mean time, to “take care” of the friend. Sam Kinison and the brunette who might be Kimberly Kummings mess around for a it, and then, uh oh! The door-bell rings again! A new guy walks in, looking like the next-door-neighbor from Office Space. Sultry little love kitten slut Kimberly decides to fuck him now. Finally, guy #3 comes on her ass.

 

This scene was interesting. The sex wasn’t particularly hot, but at least the costumes were funny and dated, and the situation was fun and playful.

 

The sixth scene features two girls playing outside – a cute Asian and a lovely redhead. They lick one another’s pretty little pussies, and both girls totally get into it. They take out their vibrators and start using them on one another 69 style. This scene is super cute with lots of girl-on-girl action.



 

Scene seven stars a blonde and a brunette, dressed up in what looks like to be a strip club. The two girls are playing together while cheesy easy listening jazz plays in the background. A greasy guy (ew) with a cigarette is watching them mess around. They lick one another for a while, then the scene pans out and you see that a whole crowd is watching them, including one woman. The two women on stage take out a long pink double dong, and the camera pans to the one spectator woman who is being felt up by all of the men in the crowd. The brunette starts fucking the blonde with the dong (who has scars around her nipples from surgery. Youch.)



 

The blonde starts fucking the brunette from behind with a golden vibrator, giving her hair a righteous tug as she does so. This scene is pretty hot (but my bias is I love lesbians!) but the creepy crowd watching is just… creepy.

 

The eighth scene features a man and a brunette with long hair in what I think is a hose stable. They mess around a bit, then she starts sucking him. (The music in this scene sounds like something out of an old 8bit video game!) He eats her out, and then they start fucking. He starts riding her from behind, his dick in her pretty little ass. When he’s done, he comes in her mouth.



 

The sex in this scene is quick and dirty, and delightfully retro-tastic.

 

The next scene starts off with an older man and a woman talking, literally, crazy talk. It’s weird, but really funny watching two porn stars pretend to be crazy! (though I’m sure this is offensive to all of those out there who really are afflicted with a mental illness…)

 

But, before the scene starts, it’s over. I’m not sure if this is an error on my disk, or just poor editing from the people of Japentertainment! Too bad, because I actually wanted to see where this one went!

 

Scene ten starts off, right away, with two women (one of who, I think, is Tiffany Mason) fucking a double dong. The blonde climbs off, then starts sucking on the end of the dong while the other end is still in Tiffany. After a brief moment of this, she starts fucking herself again. They kiss a little, then Tiffany makes the blonde eat her out. Next, Tiffany Mason starts fucking the blonde with the double dong, using her mouth. (very talented)



 

This scene was short, sweet, and dirty. The women were both incredibly hot, though I wish it had a bit more variety. (says the girl with five hours of porn)

 

The next scene features a couple in marriage counseling. The woman wants more sex, but the man is just too busy to deliver. The doctor suggest the couple start adding a little variety in their lovemaking, and the doctor offers herself to help. The couple quickly undresses the doctor, then start pleasuring her. The man soon has both women on their knees, handling his cock. After a little bit of this, the wife starts eating out the doctor while the husband fucks her from behind, then the husband starts fucking the doctor.



 

They all keep on switching – licking, sucking, fucking – until finally the husband comes in the wife’s mouth. This scene is full of variety, the women are pretty hot, and the doctor/patient fantasy is kind of fun.

 

Scene twelve starts off with a woman who is “shy and sensitive” who is about to give herself to a man. She’s really pretty in only the way that someone from the 1980s can pretend they’re from the 1940s. They have some cheesy, old fashioned dialogue for a bit, and then they start getting dirty. She sucks his cock for a while, then he starts fucking her. After a while and a variety of positions, this woman proves just exactly how “shy and sensitive” she really is.



 

Scene thirteen starts with a group of men and women at a gambling table. Two women come on to a man, and they start undressing him right there in the room. (little did I know, but some casinos permit this.) The two blonde women touch each other a bit, then the man starts fucking one of them. After a moment of this, the other woman starts eating her fried out while being fucked from behind. This scene is big-hair-tastic, but the sex isn’t bad. They’re in this position for a long, long time, and in the end, he comes on both of their faces. Lucky man.



 

The fourteenth scene (wow, that’s a lot of porn) begins with two cute and skinny girls getting naked, a lovely brunette and a cute blonde. They’re making out and having a lot of fun. The blonde starts licking the brunette, and after a good long licking, they switch places. Both women have a great time, and I had a great time watching them.



 

The fifteenth scene starts with a semi-attractive girl licking a Fabio-esque man’s chest. Now, I don’t have a thing against men with long hair, but sometimes it just looks like pure cheese. Put it in a porno, and I’m almost too busy laughing to find anything sexy about the sex.



 

The man gets naked (gah. White shorts) and the girl starts sucking him off. She gets naked soon enough, then he goes down on her. After he’s done with this he starts fucking her. He pulls her on top of him, and after she rides him a bit, she goes back to his cock. She jerks him off until he comes, then licks up his mess.

 

Scene sixteen starts with two girls sunbathing on a boat. They get bored, then start messing around. They share a few loving kisses, then the brunette starts licking the blonde. Soon they switch places, and almost as soon as it begins, the scene is over. Ah, lesbians!



 

The seventeenth scene starts with a cute black chick flirting with the camera. The camera man talks way too much in this scene, but at least the actress is really pretty. Her partner, a square looking guy with auburn hair, goes down on her, then starts fucking her on a blanket outside. This scene switches back and forth between the actress and the camera man talking, and the chick being fucked. I find this very distracting from the sex, but I suppose it keeps a human element within the scene, rather than completely objectifying the people involved. In between the “interview” and sex, the chick and her partner enjoy a variety of positions.



 

After a long scene with a variety of positions, the guy comes on the cute chick’s chest. A satisfying conclusion to a mediocre scene.

 

The eighteenth scene of Pretty Little Pussies features a brunette hottie making eyes at a much older man. She starts sucking him off, handling his cock easily and expertly. She climbs on top of him. The actress is in this scene is super hot, and she sure knows how to handle cock, but the rest of the scene is lackluster.



 

Scene nineteen starts with a brunette undressing, then the camera man, filming in pov style, goes into another room and has his cock sucked by a blonde. This lasts for a few moments, then he goes back to the brunette. The brunette waits patiently while he goes back to the blonde. Back and forth he goes, until he ends up with both women in the same room, servicing him. (I think the camera man in this scene might be Rodney Moore, but I’m just guessing, as I only have a voice to go off of)



 

The blonde starts lucking the brunette while the camera man plays with her, then starts fucking her. The blonde takes off her pearl necklace (no, not that type) then starts putting them into the brunette, like a modified strand of ben wa balls. After a while, they switch places, and the brunette gets fucked. Soon she’s sucking his cock while he eats out the blonde. He then starts fucking the brunette from behind while the blonde plays with her perfect little titties. They switch, and he starts fucking the blonde from behind while kissing the brunette. In the end, he comes in the brunette’s mouth, then the two girls share in the goodies.

 

This scene was pretty hot – hot girls, hot sex, just hot. I enjoyed it a lot!

 

Scene twenty begins with a 90s-tastic woman having her nipples sucked buy a guy. He seems to really like her breasts, and I must admit, they’re pretty nice (except for the outrageous tan-lines). They kiss and stroke one another a lot, then she starts to suck him off. Next he starts to eat her out, and then he starts fucking her. She does this really cool trick where she hooks her heals on the headboard to keep her legs held up to her ears. Soon he starts fucking her from behind, and when he’s done, he comes in her mouth.



 

Pretty Little Pussies from Japentertainment has some super sexy scenes, and quite a few mediocre ones. The problem is that though it has twenty scenes and five hours to chose from, most of them are from films that have to be at least over a decade old, which makes the sex, costumes, hair, music and makeup seem cheesy and way outdated. Pretty Little Pussies really begs the question about what is better, quality or quantity?

 

The women are, for the most part, attractive, including old scenes from top starts such as Cytherea, Tommi Rose, Mika Tan, Kimberly Kummings, Tiffany Mason, Marilyn Star, Charlie and Paige Hart. The men, however, leave a lot to be desired. The sex is usually good (except when it isn’t), putting Pretty Little Pussies into the category of good, but not great.


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