This Just In. “White Chicks Love Monster Black Dicks"
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- By Wyld Karde
- Published 12/31/2008
- Anal , Big Cock , Interracial
- Review Unrated
- DVD Title: White Chicks Love Monster Black Dick
- Studio: Hustler Video
- Performers: Audrey Elson, Dana DeArmond, Emma Cummings, Totally Tabitha, Katrina Angel
- Director: Richard de Montfort
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Wyld Karde
An erotic novelist for over five years, I've never really understood why some people try to put erotica and porn in opposite corners of the room. Whether with pretty words or graphic imagery, the goal is the same. My reason for writing for Adult Maven is simple, to tell you whether or not something's worth your time and money and, most important, to tell you whether or not it'll turn you on.
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Interracial films tend to get real cheesy real fast and this one’s no exception. If you’re looking for a deep and insightful plot, you’re not going to find one. What you will find is everything promised on the cover, including the unspoken promise that at least one of these girls is going to end up rethinking her decision to participate in this sausage-fest.
Totally Tabitha
Starts the film off right by proving her love of monster black dicks with Shorty Mac. She gives us, and him, an entertaining blowjob. There’s usually a scene in an interracial flick where the black guy turns to putty in the white girl’s hands and this is that scene. The only differences would be that stuff dripping down her chin isn’t putty and it wan’t in her hands that it ended up.
There are many who watch interracial scenes to see the girl get completely ravaged by the guy and some who watch interracial scenes to see the opposite happen. Doesn’t make you a bad person, you just like a little bit of trash-talkin’ when you fuck. I think that interracial scenes play to this a bit more than others, keeping "rough sex" taboo by playing it in a chord a lot of us pretend not to hear. Still, regardless of which pieces you’re moving on the chessboard, it’s the same game for everyone.
Beginning with Tabitha’s second scene, black controlls the board. She gives John E. Depth a run for his money but, in the end she gets put through her paces. It’s a milftastic romp through the nice side of town as she gets wrapped around every piece of furniture in her sitting room. Both performers leave the scenery dripping by the end of their scene which is exactly what you want by the end of a scene.
Dana DeArmond
Any scene that starts off with a smokin’ hot redhead professing her love for black dick is going to get my attention. Dana gets it and holds it throughout. She’s got a playfully filthy mouth that reminds you of a cute little tomboy all grown up.
I’ve mentioned that there are moments in any adult film featuring large, black dicks that are the precise reason people watch adult films featuring large, black dicks. The rough fuck she receives at the hands of her dark pussy slayer ends in her painful admission that "her pussy is broken".
What follows is a champion feat on her part as she takes every inch of that monster hog up her poop chute. The combination of ‘interracial’ and ‘anal’ doesn’t strike a chord with me, but there are those for whom it tickles a fancy. This scene is for you guys.
Audrey Elson
Audrey’s a dirty blonde who’s dirty in all the right places. Most good porn stars fall under two categories, either a natural or a performer. Audrey’s one hundred percent natural. She gets her honey hole hit about three minutes into taking dick and gushes butter for pretty much the rest of the scene.
This is a solid scene that’s easily one of the better ones to blow your load on. If you’re not the type who can make it through an entire porn flick, you could do a lot worse than taking a Kleenex intermission at this point in the film. As far as the performers go, they provide us with a solid performance that approaches outstanding in some places.
Emma Cummings
Emma bounces onto the screen with a baby face and a grownup body. She’s delightfully flirtatious brunette with home cookin’ curves. She pretty much spreads wide and hangs on for dear life, but anyone not anticipating that outcome probably lost interest in this movie at the title so this review ain’t for you.
Emma’s scene is, again, exactly why people buy black dick/white chick movie in the first place. She gets soundly fucked and there are more than a few "damn that dick is huge" moments between her smiling face at the beginning of the scene and her cum-spattered grin at the end of it. Anyone who watches this movie will watch this movie for this scene and it does not disappoint.
Katrina Angel
This scene is the reason the scoring stops at 4.5
Sadly, it’s not a bad scene, but it’s enough of a drag on the overall film that it snatches back that half-point that would have put this one in the winner’s circle. I’ll even acknowledge that it’s the type of scene that some people watch this sort of movie for. Katrina makes a sound on the first downstroke that suggests perhaps she’s not cut out for this sort of punishment and that point gets hammered home for the duration of her scene.
Every white girl/black guy flick tends to hang it’s hat on being able to give the female talent more cock than they can handle. This is that scene and if I were judging the quality of the scene based solely on that, it would be a five. If you wanna see a white girl get fucked within an inch of her life, then there are parts of this scene you will want to run in slow-motion. If you want to see her do more than lie there and take it, you’re going to want a scene from a different movie.
The problem for me isn’t even that she ends up taking more cock than she can handle, it’s that she’s dick drunk five minutes in and can barely to anything other than breathe and have quivering, pensive orgasms. It sounds like it hurts and with Katrina going into a cock coma, not interacting with either her co-star or the camera, it gets pretty easy to fast-forward no matter how hot everyone involved is.
I know there are those of you who are into a little rough stuff. Feel free to count this review as a five and enjoy. As for me, there’s a lot of this scene that I wanted to fast-forward through. Chalk it up as personal preference if you want, but "Who’s your daddy?" is a question I expect an answer to.
Overall
A solid performance all-around despite the lack of chemistry in Katrina’s scene. The one complaint I have might count in this movie’s favor with some viewers but there’s only so many times I can hear the same sound accompanied by the same image before I’m reaching for the double-arrows of my trusty fast-forward button. Still, this scene is right on the money for a lot of people who will end up enjoying this film.
I can’t give this one a full five-points because, catering to a niche or not, that last scene noticeably slows down the pace of the entire flick. Also it’s the last scene of the flick, where mediocre hurts you the most. If any type of film demands a strong finish, it’s a porn film and this one falls just short of that. Still, most interracial porn is offensive, low-quality, and offensively low-quality. Considering the company this flick could be keeping, a lukewarm finish to a white-hot flick with quality action isn’t so bad in the long run.
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