Milf Seeker Vol 14

The truth about MILFS is that they’re rare.  Most of them are only just above average and finding one of the few that are hot is like finding a Fender Stratocaster at a yard sale.  In much the same way, MILF movies that are outstanding are rare.  Most MILF movies are, like most MILFS, just above average.  In that respect, this movie does not disappoint.

Lauren Vaughn

Lauren’s not unpleasant to look at but I’m getting tired of looking at her face long before she starts getting naked.  I blame the director for this since an idiotic “interview” that no one pretends to be interested in comes before she disrobes.  It’s a black guy/black guy/suburban housewife scene with dialogue so awful it’s the reason some people hate these scenes.  Don’t give up on the scene though, it gets considerably better.

That said, Lauren’s toned, tattooed body tells more of a story than the clumsy setup that’s supposed to convince us she’s not a pornstar (or isn’t aware she’s about to become one).  What becomes very apparent is that our Miss Lauren is forty and fun and deserving of the title MILF.  She jokes and flirts with the camera while multi-tasking two huge cocks.

Lauren’s got a playful, sexy personality that shines through in the moments where the jackasses off camera aren’t asking stupid questions and making frat-boy jokes.  In the future, save that shit for YouTube because you’re ruining your otherwise impressive talent with assholery.

Lauren seems genuinely uneasy but in a cute, flirty way that lets you know she’s gonna do it, she just doesn’t want you to think she’s easy.  White girl/black guy scenes usually have a slow warm-up time because casting directors in pornos have a cruel sense of humor.  I’ll spare those of you with sensitive values the details of her internal restructuring, but there’s a lot of stretching before she works her way up to a respectable gallop.

Lauren’s not a thoroughbred, but while she can’t throw it back at her big, black costars she is surprisingly open to new experiences.  Things get done to her that are the reason people will buy this movie and all of them are fun to look at.  Even the cheering from the sidelines seems less grating once she starts an acrobatic series of positions that continue to the expectedly messy ending.

Sienna

Sienna’s a perky little redhead with an English accent that never gets dull to watch.  This scene accomplishes where the first failed.  The interview is funny, casual, and progresses to its eventual outcome at a brisk, tongue-in-cheek pace.  It’s no Ibsen, but it’s not unwatchable.

Sienna’s got a couple of MILF tats on her shoulders and the small of her back.  She’s slender with a nice body but that accent is apparently homegrown because her skin hasn’t seen a lot of sun.  If you’re into that, thank the nice people at Pink Visual for flying her across the pond.

Her costars in this sound like the peanut gallery from the first scene and they look a lot like the guys from that first scene sounded.  When the one wearing a steel choker joked that he’d be eighteen and a half next month, his goofy chuckle gave him away.  Still it seems his talents were being wasted as a stagehand anyway.  Him and the guy with the KGB haircut give Sienna something to think about for the duration of this scene.

There are pornstars with talents that make them pornstars.  Sienna’s talent appears to be that she goes off like a teapot at sea level.  Much like Lauren before her, Sienna gets parts of her anatomy explored that her kid didn’t hit on the way out.  I don’t want to ruin the ending for you, but there probably won’t be a dry seat in the house at the end of this one.

Shannon Kelley

Shannon Kelley is a fiery little redhead who takes to dick with such overwhelming aplomb that it brings to mind everything I’ve been lead to believe about redheads.  At this point, fast-forward through the talky-parts unless I say otherwise because they will taint your opinion of this film.

Speaking of taints, Shannon does everything and then some.  She works the dick from both ends in an imaginative menagerie of positions and she looks good from all of them.  The male talent is up to the task from the word “fuck” and, like most of the gals on this film, once cock is what’s coming out of her mouth instead of words, she’s the star of the show.

Felicia Flint

I’ll spare you the bad acting part of the scene but Felicia is playing the helpless blonde wondering what to do next to her broken-down car.  If that fantasy turns you on, she’s in the moment throughout.  Threesome porn plays into the fantasy of taking advantage of someone and if that yanks your crank then Felicia pulls off the bubblehead blonde in a compromising situation well.

Now, if boilerplate porn setups aren’t your thing, then feel free to fast-forward to the action, which is above par (which is technically bad because you want to have a low score in golf but this is how everyone says it).  Felicia takes her time and gets both guys going, but the scene never gets boring.  She’s got a lot on her plate in this scene and she takes it all in like a good girl who really wants desert.  Felecia gets a creamy surprise for her efforts at the end of this one.

Kristal Summers

Kristal has the toned, tanned body of a Hollywood trophy wife and looks exactly like what you think about when you think MILF.  It’s easy to see why they put her on the cover.  Again, I want you to think of the parts with words as a wrapper that’s in the way of a piece of candy.  Once you’re past that part, then you can enjoy.

Kristal’s scene is the reason young men fantasize about the neighbor lady down the street.  While every girl in this film has been given the line:  “Two cocks at the same time…oh boy,” only Kristal delivers it with any sort of passion.  It’s a passion that she maintains while getting double the pleasure and double the fun.  Kristal’s the girl you hire to close out a highly watchable porno flick.  Good to see her getting put to good use.

Overall

Besides the fans of three-ways who are going to love this film regardless, I'd recommend this film to anyone lucky enough to wrangle themselves a genuine three-way who's looking for a couple of ideas to use in the bedroom.  In real life, three-ways have a lot of dead space when you're changing positions, getting someone a warm towel, replacing batteries, etc.  In a three-way, something a simple as changing positions involves more negotiation than a mideast peace treaty so the spaces where the action slows down to a crawl are the perfect spots to play musical genitalia during your own two-on-one bedroom games.

MILF seeker is staged like a lot of internet porn and, as a result, the individual scenes are stronger when taken individually.  The pacing is clumsy and any intensity the previous starlet built-up is lost shortly into the introduction of the next one.  Each performer puts forward a solid and entertaining bit of work but, I can't let the numerous parts in the film where it's convenient to get up and get a snack go unnoticed.  Perhaps the director never intended for these scenes to be viewed back-to-back but since that's how they're presented, the scoring stops at 4.0.

All-in-all, it's not bad.  There isn’t a single part of it that you want to rewind over and over but the movie as a whole is highly entertaining and each individual scene is worth revisiting.  It’s definitely something to add to your collection if MILF threesomes are your thing because when the MILF seeker hones in, apparently he brings a wingman.


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