Jane, stop this crazy thing!
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- By Big Lou Mancuso
- Published 01/9/2009
- Vivid , Straight , Gonzo , Cum Facial , Big Cock
- Review Unrated
- DVD Title: Big Dick Little Jane Part 2
- Studio: Vivid
- Performers: Cristina Agave, Kylee King, Lexi Love, Liv Wylder, Sativa Rose
- Director: uncredited
- Pros: It delivers what is promises: the men are big and the women are petite.
- Cons: Technical flaws (bad lighting and amateur editing) and an overall lack of inspiration.
- Bottom Line: If you want what it advertises, so ahead and buy it. Sativa Rose fans can skip it, she's got plenty of better product on the market.
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Big Dick Little Jane Part 2
This Vivid release is dedicated to the idea of petite women taking in large units. It features five vignettes and is done in a gonzo style.
Scene One: It opens with Mark Ashley followed by a camera, going upstairs to meet with Lexi Love. There is some inane small talk, pretty much a waste of time as we wait for the fucking. She opens his jeans and comments on his large cock, then begins to suck on it. She doesn't go deep at all, which is a bit of a disappointment, considering the theme. At one point, she takes out a rule and measures the giant schlong. In a nice change of pace, when Lexi lets her pants down, we see that she lets her hair grow (and the carpet doesn't match the curtains). Lexi doesn't take the cock very deep in her pussy, either, until Mark does her in a spreaded mish position.
Rundown: Blow job, face fucking, pussy eating, missionary, doggy style, squirt, cowgirl, side cg, reverse cg, facial.
Scene Two: What a pleasure it is to see a scene with southern belle Liv Wylder. She's one girl I don't mind seeing interviewed at the beginning of a scene, since her accent is so freaking charming. It starts with a strip tease for the camera, by the side of a pool. She eventually encouters Jack Napier (not the same fellow who fell into a vat of chemicals and battled Bruce Wayne), and they go inside. She performs the oral from several angles before mounting him. My only critique is that they spend a lot of time with a minimal amount of positions (though the side mish was creative).
Rundown: Strip tease, interracial, blow job, cg, mish, doggy, side mish, cum in mouth.
Scene Three: Kylee King discusses the various sizes of cocks she has enjoyed, comparing them to a water bottle. They knock on the door of Mark Ashley. They enter an almost empty house. I was getting annoyed at the intro, since I really wanted to see Kylee naked. I'm not familiar with her work, but I can tell their are some seriously nice knockers under that t-shirt. She performs fellatio before showing them, so I must wait... I was not disappointed, they are fine hooters.
Rundown: Blow job, pussy eating, mish, reverse cg, doggy, more mish, cg, facial.
Scene Four: The beautiful latina Christina Agave is paired with Chris Charming. As pretty as I think she is, she definitely needs some make-up in this scene. She hesitates on the opening oral, making me wonder how deep she is going to take the big monster. As it turns out, she takes as much as she can, about half, at which point the camera suddenly cuts to cunnilingus (with poor lighting, to boot). I'm left wondering if the circuits at the house the shot in couldn't handle the equipment. When they go to mish, suddenly it's way too much light.
Rundown: Blow job, pussy eating, missionary, spoon, cg, side mish, reverse cg, facial.
Scene Five: My previous experience watching Sativa Rose has left me expecting something good. She's game for just about anything, but the previous for scenes have been pretty tame. She drives up to the house, meeting Ben English. Unlike the others, she doesn't talk too much, she just gets down to business. The blow job is so incredibly brief as to barely call it that, they cut right away to some finger fucking. They get back to it later, thankfully, but not for long. There are some bad cuts in this, as in previous scenes. Aside from an interesting position, it's a tame scene for Sativa.
Rundown: Blow job, finger fucking, cg, more bj, doggy, standing mish, mish, facial.
All in all, it delivers what is promised: big units and tiny tarts. The technical problems (bad lighting, poor editing) are distracting and I expect more from the Vivid brand. In addition, the sex scenes themselves suffer from an overall lack of creativity. DVD Features: Scene selection and advertisements.
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