Not Bewitched XXX Not Bewitched is the join effort of a small production company called X-Play and Vivid. The movie plot is interesting and the acting is actually very good for porn actors (and that’s kinda lame since I always laugh out loud with porn acting). These guys worked hard to give you a good parody from the ABC’s hit series from the 60’s and 70’s. Well, since the movie is way long, I think the review will also be, so it’s much better if we start reviewing NOT BEWITCHED XXX:

 

The movie starts with Darren (Mike Horner) and his wife Samantha (beautiful Jenna Haze) talking about their daughter’s first birthday and planning a party among some other funny dialogue. Since Darren’s working and Samantha is planning the party, they decide Aunt Clara (Eva Angelina) should babysit little one year old Tabitha.

They leave and Aunt Clara is bored so she decides she wants to find out how Tabitha would look when she’s 18 years old. Aunt Clara puts a spell on little Tabitha and WHAAM!!... She’s not little anymore; she’s 18 year old Tabitha (Teagan). The story continues complicating things for all the family since Aunt Clara can’t undo the spell and Darren’s boss Larry (James Bartholet) is coming to the party. The first sex scene is inside Larry’s office with a couple of male-female models working for Darren’s company, the sex scene is like drawn from nowhere but here we go...

Round 1:  Aaron Wilcox and Sasha Gray are in charge of the office sex scene. Sasha is a so-so brunette with small boobs. There’s some pussy licking, cocksucking, deep-throating and there’s not much chemistry in the scene. They go for positions like missionary, reverse cowgirl, girl on top, doggy and end up with missionary. Wilcox cums on her mouth and the girl spits.

 

The plot continues introducing nosey neighbor Gladys Kravitz, she’s all over Darren and Samantha’s house and Abner her husband can’t stand her. Meanwhile, Tabitha is doing her deed to have some fun.

Round 2:  18 year old Tabitha (Teagan) starts exploring herself by masturbating alone in her bed. She’s a cute blonde with big fake boobs for a young girl, she’s also skinny and her ass is plain; she masturbates and rubs her clit with the vibrator, yeah, you’re reading just fine: she even owns a vibrator!!

 

The party is ready and Larry arrives, he starts drinking and hitting on Endora (Nina Hartley), she gets annoyed by him and turns him into a Chihuahua for a while. Then Dr. Bombay (Ron Jeremy) makes his first appearance. He arrives with 2 female companions and promises the antidote for Tabitha. As soon as he leaves we’re ready for…

Round 3:  8 girls are having group and lesbian sex in the Harem. They’re Sunny Lane, Aurora Snow, Madison Ivy, Kelly Skyline, Winter Sky, Daisy Layne, Kandice Nicole and Marli Jane. There are a lot of dildos around to play, a lot of pussy and ass licking, girls doing the scissors, this is actually a real all female orgy. Ron Jeremy just gets to jack off while watching the girls. The next scene is a sex scene too. Finally Darren and Samantha get it on in a morning quickie, well, not that quickie.

 

Round 4:  Samantha (Jenna Haze) and Darren (Mike Horner) start making out in the morning, there’s brief foreplay in the scene before Mike starts rubbing Jenna’s pussy with his tongue. Jenna gives him a handjob and next thing Mike’s dick is inside, outside, inside, outside, inside… Man, quick explanation, Jenna’s giving him a blowjob!! Hahaha, as if wives actually do that to husbands… The positions for them were “squatting” girl on top, doggy, girl on top and missionary just before Mike cums on Jenna’s tummy.

 

After the sex scene Darren leaves for the office and Larry is waiting for him with good news: “he landed a terrific job” and on top of all things, Larry believes that he dreamt everything that actually happened in the birthday party.
However things back home are not as good. Mrs. Kravitz the nosey neighbor is spying on Tabitha and watches when the young girl turns a black doll into a horny black man.

The girl is being chased by this fellow so the nosey woman calls the police.  When police arrives everything’s back to normal and of course the nosey neighbor ends up a liar.  Mrs. Kravitz (Michelle Avanti) ends up talking to the Negro doll and by mistake she turns him human, so let’s go for…

Round 5:  Gladys Kravitz (Michelle Avanti), is a cute woman with meaty boobs and kinda meaty ass, she wears her 60’s wig the whole time so we don’t get to watch her normal. The scene turns out to be the best scene in the movie and I think it’s because there was so much chemistry between Michelle and Nathan Threat. They go oral both way (pussy licking and cocksucking) and the sex is intense. The positions they went for are girl on top, missionary, doggy and reverse cowgirl and there’s great anal sex in the scene too and she goes ass to mouth; Nathan cums on her neck. BEST SCENE WINNER!!

 

After not so long, Tabitha turns her other doll into a human too, so let’s get back to sex, shall we?

Round 6:  Tabitha (Teagan) is ready to have a cock in her. The doll (James Deen) nails her without doing anything out of the ordinary. She sucks his meat, he licks her frog, she gives him a handjob, he says thank you (actually I made that up), she chokes on his cock like she’s very experienced for her first time. They just take 4 different positions: missionary, reverse cowgirl, doggy and girl on top. Deen cums on her mouth; and she spits, what a lame girl.

 

Finally Dr. Bombay (Ron Jeremy) keeps his promise and comes back to the family with Dr. Dane (Dane Cross) who claims to have the answer to undo the spell and get Tabitha back to normal. This young Dr. Dane wishes for something first though: “since he’s a virgin, he wants to lose his virginity first before handing out the answer”. Nobody wants to hand out Tabitha’s virginity (yeah right), and finally Aunt Clara (Eva Angelina) takes responsibility for what she did and she’s ready to nail the guy:

Round 7:  Dr. Dane (Dane Cross) and Aunt Clara (Eva Angelina) are in private ready to end with his problem. Eva Angelina is a cute brunette with big fake boobs and kinda plain ass (handing out that info in the rare case you don’t know Eva Angelina). She teaches Dane how to lick a pussy real good and the she gives him a BJ for on his P (what??) she fucks him real good doing reverse cowgirl, missionary, doggy and spooning. I think this is the second best scene since there’s a lot of chemistry in the couple. Dr. Dane cums on her face and mouth and we don’t get to see if she spits or swallows, lame dude!!

 

By the end of the movie Tabitha is back to normal (deflowered-dildo-using-horny-little-baby)!!

Overall: The movie is a good shot at the 60’s and 70’s series, you can say this is “Not Bewitched” and be wrong because it is Bewitched with sex scenes. You have the chance to activate or deactivate the laugh track for the movie. Yep, they even added that in case you want to feel a little bit more this is the actual Bewitched.

The movie is well worked and the acting is convincing (lame, I expected more laughs for me out of bad acting). The movie is interesting for couples and your wife may love it since there’s some plot. I just think it’s too long, there are some scenes drawn out of nowhere (first sex scene) instead of that scene, what about a hot sex scene between Ron Jeremy and Nina Hartley for their mature fans. That would have been something great and interesting for the scene, but Not Bewitched the way it is, is actually great for you to…

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