Welcome to the world of threesomes.

Pink Visual brings us the ultimate fantasy ultimately updated. In America the ultimate fantasy for most people it’s a threesome and what better kind of threesome than: “a threesome where couples can seduce the naivety of a teenage girl, right??”

Wrong!! For all of you older folks that think teenage girls are naïve, welcome to the real world. Couples seduce teens is not really about couples seducing a teen, it’s about cougars seducing the already horny seduced teenage girl. (18 years and older, void where prohibited).

This is my first movie in the series; sadly it’s the 9th movie so it may be less quality than its predecessors. Couples seduce teens #9 is about married women (??) trying to convince teenage girls to have a threesome with them and their husbands; the husbands don’t even talk at all, they just pop up the penis and that’s it. This proves that even in America women are in command and that stupid husbands can’t talk and as a married man that’s a relief for me.
Let’s go to the movie review:

Round 1:  Nika is a horny teenager from Russia, a country where ice and polar bears used to be the main attraction (I’m just making this up). The couple, (Priscilla and some hunk) are picking this Russian girl up from the street. She was panhandling like most of us are right now (just kidding she was walking the mile). They think she’s cute and talk her into getting in the car and they will become their friends and help her improve her English, which by the way she spoke better than me just with a cute Russian accent. She leaves with the guys and then, they are home, safe and sound.


The class begins at home between Nika and Priscilla, and this is the dumbest English class you’ll ever see. Priscilla: “How do you call a nipple?” Nika: Nipple? Priscilla: “repeat after me: pussy” Nika: Pussy?
And the annoying thing keeps on and on and on, and they’re not even blondes; Nika is a cute brunette with small boobs and plain ass (maybe a redhead, I’m not a hairdresser); Priscilla is a meaty brunette with big fat boobs (fake), she’s cute and her ass is big. After losing my time in the scene finally the hunk arrives and pops out his dick and the girls start sucking it. That’s pretty much all they do, no pussy licking, no ass licking, the girls don’t even touch after the guy is in scene, the scene is lame-o. Positions: Missionary, reverse cowgirl, girl on top, standing, missionary and doggy.
The Incredible Hunk cums on Nika’s buttocks.

 

Round 2:  Melanie Scott is supposed to be the young and innocent teenager being picked up from school by couple Ethan and Lexy. They found her waiting for her ride outside school and they decide they’re gonna take her home. Melanie is a so-so brunette with small boobs and plain ass, she also wears glasses; on the other side Lexy is a cute blonde with big fake boobs and a nice big ass. This scene is more natural and funny it looks like they’re actually talking and not acting like the last scene, they pick up Melanie and take her home.

The action begins and the scene is slow in a sexy way and you can’t help but to feel aroused. Lexy does all the talking too and Ethan is in the background like a good boy waiting for his prize. Finally, things get hot and Lexy licks Melanie’s pussy and melons and the scene turns sexy and steaming hot. Ethan pulls out his pierced penis (EWW DUDE) and the action continues with both girls taking turns at the cock and sometimes sucking it at the same time. There’s way more interaction between these girls and the threesome. Melanie rides the guy’s cock while Lexy sits on his face to have her pussy eaten like a zombie would eat brains. Positions: Missionary, doggy, girl on top, missionary, reverse cowgirl.
Ethan cums on Melanie’s glasses and face. BEST SCENE WINNER!!

 

Round 3:  We’re back with the first couple (oh no!!) and this time the victim is Jaelyn Fox a so-so blonde girl with plain ass and regular boobs. Meaty Priscilla reprises her role as the negotiator until she’s got Jaelyn stripped down completely. The girl-on-girl scene looks forced; yeah there’s pussy licking and lesbian sex (kinda) but this scene looks as fake as a $30 bill. (A $30 bill I would accept by the way, right now).

The guy shows up and the sex starts but you can see there’s just 3 people earning a salary instead of enjoying the times. This threesome scene is pretty much lame-o. Positions: doggy, piledriver, missionary and doggy, hunk cums on teen’s mouth and you can’t see if she spits or swallows. WORST SCENE WINNER!!

 

Round 4:  Oh thank the almighty!! Ethan and Lexy are back this time hitting on Kylee Reese, a cute blonde girl with meaty boobs and big ass. Lexy knows how to make the scenes sexy and soon enough we forget about the fraud the last scene was. But WAAH-WAAH-WAAAAAH…
Innocent teenage Kylee has pierced nipples and pussy and Lexy is kinda confused since Kylee was acting like she’s really a sweet, innocent girl. That’s kinda funny for us too. The scene is not the same after Lexy finds out about Kylee’s piercings, Lexy takes her job very seriously and this was a sure turn off for her. The scene tries to hit it on again but go kinda see this scene is another sex scene without chemistry between the threesome. Positions: girl on top, reverse cowgirl, missionary and doggy. Ethan cums on Kylee’s breasts.

 

Round 5: A new couple comes into scene making their way between Lexi Belle’s legs. Lexi is a cute blonde with meaty boobs and big ass. The married woman (nameless by Pink Visual) is a so-so blondenette with big fake boobs and big ass. There’s not much to add to this scene, the sex continues regular here.

There’s pussy licking, cocksucking and not much chemistry in the threesome, again. Positions: missionary, doggy, spoon and girl on top. The guy cums in Lexi’s mouth and the young brat spits.

 

Couples seduce teens #9 is a movie without much chemistry in the threesomes. Girl on girl isn’t an option here (just for Lexy, the married cutie) but the teenagers are not much into it, so this kills the premise.

It looks more like the girls are fighting over the cock than enjoying the threesome itself. The idea was terrific the execution wasn’t. If you want to plan a threesome with a teenage girl and your wife, and this is the result, you’re pretty much divorced after that sex encounter; unless your wife isn’t a jealous bitchy thing, breathing down your neck every time you are lucky enough to have some girls looking at you when you’re walking down the streets of your town… moving on, moving on.

Couples seduce teens #9 is just a movie to watch when you’re not doing anything more. Now, don’t get me wrong, how do you think I’d be Rocky #9?, Or Rambo #9?, Or Matrix #9?, or Airplane #9? Do you get me now?

It would be: “No country for old nines”. I’m planning to watch Couples seduce teens 1 & 2 and then we’re ready to talk and most possibly to:

ENJOY!!

 ZACARIAS BLANCO OUT!!...


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