Wow Hustler’s Barely Legal 83!! (Georga already reviewed Barely Legal # 90; I feel I’m getting behind the other guys).
I must say these series must be quite popular for 90 movies in a row, skanky teenagers who hate foreplay and just want the almighty penis inside them as soon as possible; whatever happened to: “oh yeah girl, suck it like a lollipop”, “imagine it’s an ice cream cone and suck it” and those all things we used to say to girls our age and they didn’t want to do, but of course, that was back in the day (like 3 years ago); and that makes you realize 50 Cent is as old as me since in his song Candyshop the guy talks about the things I just said.

But of course, now things are different and the teenagers from Barely Legal 83 don’t even let the guy talk when they’re already all over him trying to unzip his pants and of course I think that’s in real life too, because pregnancy rates are higher and teenage girls are exchanging nude pix of themselves over the cell phones.

Even teenage celebrities are as horny as a convict whom just got out of prison, since they have a lot of suggestive pix around the net and cell phones but I’m not saying names (cough Miley Cirus, cough Vanessa Hudgens, cough, cough); of course those pictures aren’t for our eyes if we don’t wanna watch our soap in the floor on one of those state prisons. Let’s get to the review:


Round 2:  Blondenette Teagan Hart is a cute teenager with plain ass and baby boobs too; she’s in a picnic with her boyfriend and (like all skanky teenagers) she starts giving a handjob to this fellow and soon enough his fingering and licking her pussy in the outdoors. She sucks his cock and without further ado I present to you the sex: missionary, reverse cowgirl and doggy style. Cheyne Collins cums on her small chest. Yep, the chest waiting to grow soon; or to have surgery sooner since she’s gonna have lots of money in a few months.



Round 3:  Karlie Montana is a so-so redhead with small boobs and big ass in a petite kinda way. She’s sleeping in bed but a terrible dream wakes her up: “she’s making out with her long time friend Sochee Mala”, who happens to be in the same room once she wakes up. Sochee asks her friend what happened to her and Karlie confesses to Sochee about her dream and Sochee reveals she dreams the same but awake (I’m just making this up hehe).
Soon enough they’re all over each other and they play with toys, rub their clits, lick their pussies and everything is so good since they had a great foreplay prior to all this. Very good scene, lots of chemistry here!

   

Round 4:  Old fella Chris Cannon is the wet dream of our next horny teenager… Nika Noir, a so-so blondenette with small boobs and plain ass; is he the girl’s wet dream?? Damn this girl is so horny then: he’s got a big “beer gut”, he looks so old in this movie and (later we find out) his penis is average to small so she must be quite in hear; Nika is visiting her aunt and Nick is the hay deliverer, she’s been looking at him several days now (of course we don’t see that) but this time is different since aunty is not home and this horny brat is all alone with him in the ranch.
She looks for him after he’s done delivering and starts seducing him (Ewww girl). There’s pussy licking, cocksucking, in this outdoor’s sex scene and 3 positions doggy style, the screw and missionary till he cums in this little brat’s mouth and she swallows. Talk about horny teenage girls.

 

Round 5:  To finish the movie Charles Dera is the best friend of Megan Murray’s brother whom happens to be NOT at home when Charles is about to take a shower. Megan is a cute brunette with the usual for these movies: baby boobs and small ass. The scene is simple, Charles is ready to take this horny girl down, she seduces him in a snap and soon enough she’s got his penis on the mouth. He repays the favor by licking her pussy and then he pounds the heck outta her pussy with positions like doggy, girl on top and reverse cowgirl to later cum on her face. This scene was good.

 

Overall: The movie’s name says it, the teenagers proved it: “Barely Legal 83 is for the fans of these series”.
I personally prefer older girls with better oral skills, at least a few more inches of boobage and definitely a big ass; girls on this flick are 80% plain chested (not a problem for me) but about the same amount are with plain asses and that’s a big turn off for me.
The scene between Sochee Mala and Karlie Montana is the winner here because the foreplay is good, they explore each other’s body with sensuality and they enjoy themselves; as for the others, the sex isn’t about chemistry is about a paycheck and you can sense that, however I must say the best scene is for Charles Dera and Megan Murray, they did it better than the rest and the scene was good.
Barely Legal 83 is a movie you can rent if you’re into the teenagers’ niche; soon enough I’ll be on Barely Legal 84 not because I’m interested in reviewing the movie, but because beautiful Samira is there; I’m sure that’ll be something I will…

ENJOY!!

 ZACARIAS BLANCO OUT!!...

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