MILF Thing 3

MILF Thing 3 caught me a bit off guard.  I was expecting the normal run of the mill MILF offering, but that isn't what I got.  My first hint should have been in the opening credits when it said "Cruel Media", but I am not familiar enough with Jules Jordan Video to recognize what all their different lines are.  When I think Jules Jordan Video I think "quality porn that is long as fuck".  I don't think extreme sex.  I guess I should.  Then again, after watching close to 200 pornos in a year I no longer classify DP scenes as extreme.  They aren't every day sex scenes, but they aren't extreme in my book.  It takes something a little more to raise my eyebrows (not that I have ever been easily shocked).  MILF Thing 3 raised my eyebrow.  I smell what The Rock is cookin' even if I don't totally get it.

Each scene follows the same formula, a pretty European MILF is caught on camera wearing a skin tight black dress, with the exception Cecilia Vega, hers was white.  They do a bit of posing for the camera while talking to the camera guy.  Some of them will give their age, others refuse.  One girl explains in broken English, "You can't ask a girl her age.  Her breast size is ok, not age."  There is a short masturbation scene before the guy, or guys join them.

Mandy Bright starts her scene with a huge bright pink dildo that would give Manaconda penis envy.  Once Frank Gun enters the scene she is all about being choked, deep throating, and having both the dildo and Frank in the same hole at the same time.  At one point she suffocates him with her pussy by holding his nose while making him eat her out.  It's some crazy shit.  Then again, all the girls in this movie are a bit out there.   By time the scene is over her heavy eye makeup has smeared enough to make her look like a raccoon.


Sophia Valentine is the major squirter of the movie.  She's also rather proud of her work, with the word porn written in script across her arm with a star next to it.  Mike Angelo and James Brossman take great pleasure in putting her through a crazy sex scene.  I think I counted 5 different occasions where she squirted.  More choking and another DP scene.

Linda Brown is up next.  The cameraman/director, Chris Rolie, is taken a bit by surprise when he finds Frank Gun and Titus Steel outside on her patio naked.  One is wearing a Lone Ranger mask and a cross between a cowboy and witches hat and the other a Batman hood.  Not sure what that was all about, but a good time was had by all with a lot of anal sex, deep throating and a DP.


Evan Karera is met outside along the road.  She's looking for a a couple of guys.  Chris has just what she is looking for in Mike Angelo and Titus Steel.  More anal, more squirting, more deep throating and another DP.

Next we have Vinnie with her hair pulled up into a rather severe bun.  It made her look years older than she really is.  James Brossman and Mugur join her for a repeat of everything that was in the scenes before it.

Last up is Cecila Vega in her white dress.  I was a bit surprised that the dress color changed.  She is by far the friendliest of the girls, as she gives Chris a blow job that we see POV.  None of the other girls did that for him.  In thanks he's brought along Mike Angelo and Titus Steel to fuck her.  More anal, more deep throating, more DP.

Bonus Scene: Jenifer is also found outside walking down the street in a skin tight black dress when Chris finds her.  Ah...back to the original formula.  The white dress in the last scene threw me.  Wait, things are really changed up now, and it's more than a dress.  There are three guys, Mugur, Frank Gun and Nick Lane.

I really don't see what the appeal is of having a girls eye makeup smeared and running down her face making her look like raccoon, but some guys are into that.  Maybe someone can explain that to me.  Rough sex, while it is highly enjoyable for a lot of people, looks scary and violent on film. It makes you wonder if the people involved are crazy on some level.  Maybe it's because of that I prefer not to watch movies of this caliber.  You can't tell what is going on in everyone's head.  Does everyone enjoy what is going on or is there something else going on?  One thing that really appealed to me about this movie was it was lacking girl/girl action.  I would much rather see a girl getting used as a fuck toy by a number of men than a lesbian scene.