This Ain't the Partridge Family XXX

When asked to name my favorite adult directors, Will Ryder's name is at the top of the list with two or three others.  The idea of taking sitcoms from the 70's, stuff that I grew up watching, and turning them into porn is a great idea.  The original shows weren't necessary good, but they were popular and every one of them begs to be lampooned.

Where every studio has their popular line(s) that follows the same formula and could essentially be the same movie over and over with different actors and actresses, X-Play spoof sitcoms giving original content and story lines each time along with a lot of laughs.

While X-Play didn't put together This Ain't the Partridge Family XXX, the creative minds behind X-Play, Jeff Mullen and Scott David, put this movie together for Hustler.  I will admit, it's been forever since I watched The Partridge Family.  I remember very little about the show.  However, I think that Jeff and Scott did a good job with their recreation.  Well, maybe not with Nick Manning, who looks like the adopted Partridge with his darker complexion.  I know we didn't have spray on tan back then and the tanning beds we got in 1978 guaranteed you would be burnt to a crisp.


The Partridge's:
Keith - Nick Manning
Shirley - Payton Leigh
Danny - Sinclair
Laurie - Tori Black
Tracy - Faye Regan
Chris - Scott Lyons
Ruben - James Bartholet

As for the plot, I believe this is how any 70's sitcom family would have reacted to a magic elixir that is guaranteed to make you irresistible to the opposite sex where everyone is getting laid at the drop of a hat.

It seems that Keith has lost his touch.  The heartthrob of the family finds himself dateless and depressed unable to write songs.  With an awards show coming up they need a new song for, Danny gets desperate and orders a cologne out of the back of a magazine guaranteed to attract the opposite sex.  It's untested and one of the side effects is hair loss.  Keith refuses to use it, what if something happened to his hair?  Besides, he doesn't believe the claims, despite the meeting in Rubens office where everyone is discussing what happened when they used the stuff.

Danny got lucky with a groupie, Kristina Rose, who showed up for band practice.

Laurie used some before her date with the rich playboy, Eric Swiss.

Ruben caught Chris getting a blow job from a groupie dispelling everyone's worry that he was gay.  Ruben didn't hang around long enough to see what else Chris got from the groupie.

Ruben even claimed that he used some and women were all over him at the grocery store.  Keith still won't use it. 

After everyone left the office Tracy splashed some on knowing the pizza boy from Papa Mullen's Pizza, Dane Cross (he also played the pizza boy in Not Bewitched XXX...wonder if he's being typecast) was showing up.

Shirley even tested the elixirs effect on the bag boy from the grocery store, Kris Slater, when she called for home delivery of her groceries.

Keith still wasn't convinced or out of his funk.  Laurie invited over three of her friends, Shawnee Lenee, Jaclyn Case and Madison Scott, and Keith finally, out of desperation, tried it when all three girls said they were going to go find Danny.  He ended up spilling it on all three of the girls and ended up very very lucky.

Confidence restored he is able to write music again and they have the new song for the awards show.

Yea, it's a cheesy storyline, but didn't all 70's sitcoms have cheesy story lines?  The great thing about This Ain't the Partridge Family XXX and all of Jeff Mullen's sitcums, as he calls them, is they let us know what kind of horndogs we knew really existed hiding under that good wholesome image that was always portrayed.


As a side note that shows I pay way to much attention to things, the Teen Pop magazine from Not the Brady's XXX Marcia Marcia Marcia with Evan Stone as Danny Jones on the front made an appearance.