Barley Legal 91

A weird memory just came to mind.  As a teenager I knew this family in the apartment complex that we lived in.  They had three daughters and the oldest was maybe 12 at the time at most.  She looked at me one day and said, "I can't wait until I am old enough to whore around."  Uh...yea.  I am sure that living next door to a family that had like 13 kids and the parents were signing the necessary documents where their kids could married as soon as they turned 16 where they could move out and there would be more room in the apartment.  It was all very bizarre.

Anyway, for some reason I imagine it's those sorts of girls that the Barely Legal series is based on.  The girls that have been having sex through high school with their same aged boyfriends, who, once they are no longer jailbait, go after every stud in a 20 mile radius.  The studs don't complain though...who is going to turn down an easy lay.

Commando (what sort of name is Commando?) sure didn't turn down Nikki Sexton.  Nikki's brother told Commando that he could come over and work out.  What he didn't tell him was that the stationary bike was broke.  Nikki found another way for him to get a cardio workout.

It was never explained where Eva Ellington met Joey Ray, just that he was giving her a ride home on his motorcycle, and the vibrations of the bike really turned her on.  She invited him in and got another ride. 

This next scene I just didn't buy the set up.  Laci Lane, curious about sex, was outside reading one of her dads old Hustler magazines.  No idea what Kevin Doyle was doing over, but he agreed to try out some positions with her.  For someone curious about sex, she sure seemed to know what in the hell she was doing.

Lina Le lived in a fancy high rise apartment with her dad that had a valet.  Not having any cash for a tip, she found another way to tip him.

Alicia Tease is pretty lucky.  Wish I had a stereo repair guy that looked like Derrick Pierce.  Then again, if Derrick Pierce was my stereo repair guy I would make sure it was always broken.  Wait...that would mean that I would have to go out and buy a stereo.  That would just be too much trouble because then I would have to deal with annoying sales people who want to sell me something I don't want, I would have to haul it home and drag it into the house.  Too much trouble just for sex.  Since Alicia didn't have to go through all that, it was well worth calling the stereo repair guy.

So, there you have it.  Another Barely Legal in the bag.  I am sure that there is another one just right around the corner.