Hustler and I take a break from teeny boppers fresh from their eighteenth birthday to explore the virtues of young ladies on the tender cusp of womanhood.  These coeds show us, for the seventeenth time that a little bit of experience makes a hell of a difference in Hustler Video’s Real College Girls #17.  Starlets Jennifer Dark and Sandy Summers headline a cast of sensual, slinky, horny college girls who scratch their itch with whatever and whoever is handy in this enjoyable romp from our friends over at Hustler.

Sandy Summers & Brooke Belle

Brooke and Sandy are your typical college students, evidenced by the way they lay around their lavish dorm room wearing stiletto heels and lacy underwear.  Maybe it’s just me, but that’s exactly how I remember college.  I was high a lot of the time so I might be getting a few details mixed up, but this is pretty much how my study sessions went.

Ahhh…good times.

Well, after an intense cram session for their human sexuality course (of course), these girls reward their hard work by thoroughly applying what they’ve learned on one another.  You may notice, as did I, that one of their textbooks is Hustler’s “Barely Legal” periodical.  Apparently, this is a very progressive institution if they keep the library so well stocked.

There aren’t many times that these two blonde bombshells come up for air during their twenty-seven minute romp through each other’s pudding cups and the results are expectedly breathtaking.  The girls lap at each other’s pussies like they’re going after the prize inside and they find it repeatedly.  What follows that is some dildo action that includes a delightfully yelpy episode with a double-headed vibe.  This scene shows these girls have been keeping diligently at their studies.  Anyone taking notes during this scene might learn something too.

Maya Gates & Marco Banderas

Maya is a hardworking massage student who’s getting some one-on-one with classmate Marco Banderas.  By happy coincidence, they’re both smokin’ hot and it’s only minutes into the massage that Maya starts sucking Marco’s cock, for which he is so appreciative that he returns the favor, digging a sopping, pink ditch in Maya’s pussy with his strong,  Latin tongue.

It’s Maya’s turn to get massaged when she throws her leg over Marco’s shoulder for some deep tissue massage.  By the time she straddles him to ride him in reverse cowgirl; most of the kinks have been worked out.  Maya’s got a future as a masseuse because she works Marco’s most stubborn muscle for twenty minutes before it finally goes soft, after streaking cum all over her face.

All-in-all, this is a great scene.  Marco fills Maya up until her buttery Spanish accent fills the room.  Maya is fun to watch no matter what she’s doing and from every angle.  This scene gets high marks.

Jennifer Dark & Anthony Hardwood

Let me start off by saying I hate porn puns.  Anthony Hardwood and Jennifer Dark trade a few lame jokes based on the premise that Anthony has returned from a deep-sea expedition in the Great Barrier Reef…for class I assume, but if that gets mentioned, I can’t hear it over the groan-worthy banter about snorkels and how deep a diver can go.  Every moment these two are doing something else with their mouths is a blessing.

Ignore the script and this becomes a highly watchable scene.  Don’t get me wrong, the jokes continue and with Jennifer Dark’s bizarre evil henchwoman accent…

…did that bitch just say fuck me like a lobster?!?!

Okay, this scene costs the rest of the movie some points, which is a shame because these two go at each other like wild animals and its fun to watch with the sound cut off.  I learned this on my first date, but apparently some people need to be told.  It’s not what goes into your mouth that ruins the moment; it’s what comes out of it.

However, if a thick eastern European accent and bad nautical puns are your thing, then this is one of those rare scenes that’s all for you.  Cherish it, because if there is justice anywhere in the world, we will not see a trend in Russian fish porn.

Jaclyn Case & Justin Magnum

Jaclyn and Justin recover the ball nicely with their scene.  The premise is that she’s studying architecture and Justin’s teaching her a few things about design by walking around a very nice house and pointing at things like doorways and windows.  Is it convincing?  Who cares, it’s not fish porn.

What is convincing is Jaclyn’s case of cock deprivation.  The poor dear throws herself on Justin’s Magnum (what followed was the only acceptable use of a pun in the adult industry…take note) with such naked need that we can only hope there’s enough to ease the pain of her condition.  Seriously, this petite brunette goes at the cock like a life line.  When Justin asks “Where the fuck did you learn that?”, I’m hoping for an answer so that I can visit this community and frequent it’s nightclubs, or at least bring some literature back home so that I can improve the quality of the local head supply.

Jaclyn and Justin’s scene is as rewindable as the last was easy to fast-forward through.  When Jaclyn gets bent over, she begins a symphony of moans and wails that keep you riveted.  When she asks if Justin likes her pussy, his answer is already stretched out ten inches  in front of him, the tip hitting the bottom of her real, college womb.

This is the scene where the slim, college hottie spends an evening bouncing up and down on her studly professor’s dick.  If you like the premise, you’ll like the scene.  If you just watch porn to see pretty girls get the stuffings fucked out of them by a hard stunt cock, you’ll like this scene.  If you enjoy sex, in any of its innumerable forms or permutations, you will like this scene.  It’s a good scene.

Mikayla & Jerry

Mikayla and Jerry are two porn names that are short, simple and to the point.  Their scene is no different.  Mikayla has a single line, delivered into a cell phone about waiting for her tennis instructor before Jerry shows up holding a tennis racket.  Their ad-libbed greeting is interrupted by Mikayla removing her top and exposing her flawless breasts.  After that, the props vanish and the fun begins.

Mikayla not only sucks Jerry’s cock like it’s her favorite flavor, but does so in such a way that we can assume her favorite flavor to be “cock”.  This is a young woman who has chosen her career wisely, a young woman who is doing what she loves.  Near as I can figure, what she loves is cock.  Hustler might have their own idea about who the stars of this movie are, but I’m going to have to give the spot on the cover to this little lady.

Jerry gets best supporting actor for his role in ruining Mikayla for mortal men.  By the time he’s done with her, I doubt her clothes still fit.  Mikayla emits a continual series of wails and moans that, while perhaps not all genuine, are definitely not all faked.  This scene, like all the others, is a solid scene that’s good enough to sit in the box all by its lonesome.  When you consider that Hustler was kind enough to put it alongside three other very good scenes, and one about lobster fucking, this is a must watch movie.

Conclusion

This movie is easily a 4.0.  It would be a solid five if they had simply put an intermission where they decided to experiment with deep-sea nautical porn, but you gotta try new things if you’re going to continue to make some of the best adult films out there.  This one doesn’t quite earn that distinction, but it is still one of the better films you could be watching.


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