Not The Bradys XXX: Marcia, Marcia, Marcia

I was seven or eight years old when I started watching the Brady Bunch in the seventies. I loved this show and watched it whenever it was on. It was a bit odd to see a XXX version of the Brady Bunch, but I was entertained. Not The Bradys XXX: Marcia, Marcia, Marcia was funny with many sex scenes. The clothes, the hair, the mannerism made me think I was watching the Brady Bunch that was until the kids started having sex.

 

Will Ryder did a great directing job. He made sure that Mike Horner and Alana Evans acted like Mike and Carol Brady, always wholesome and the ideal parental behavior. I had to wonder if the actors and actresses that played the Brady kids had to watch endless hours of the The Brady Bunch, since they were so young I wondered if they even knew about the show prior to doing X-Play’s version. Teagan Presley, Aurora Snow, Kacey Jordan, Kris Slater, James Deen and Mikey Butders portrayed the naïve nature of the Brady kids well.

 

Ron Jeremy and Evan Stone were hilarious. Sam the Butcher was a kooky guy on the Brady Bunch and Ron played the part to the fullest. The virgin oil was odd, but very funny. I don’t recall Davey Jones being a drunk and as funny as Evan’s Danny Jones, but Evan was much sexier and he’s such a ham.


I really enjoyed the porn version of the Brady Bunch. It was filled with laughs and well done. Now, let’s go back to the sixties and seventies to find out what the wholesome family the Brady’s are up to.

 

Mr. Brady (Mike Horner) tells Mrs. Brady (Alana Evans) that they will be able to go on a vacation this year. She’s so excited that they have a family meeting to tell the kids. Marcia (Teagan Presley), Jan (Aurora Snow), Cindy (Kacey Jordan), Peter (James Deen) and Bobby (Mikey Butders) show up for the meeting, but where is Greg (Kris Slater)? He’s in the bathroom yanking on his dick. Cindy is elected to go get her brother. Oops! Greg has been caught in action by his little sister. Now, all of us know that this is what really happened in the Brady Bunch, but it was never aired, right??

 

The kids are excited to hear about the vacation until Mr. Brady tells them they are going to New Jersey to visit family. I’d be disappointed, too. A vacation does not involve spending time with family. It’s about going somewhere exotic and lying on a beach. Anyway, Marcia informs her parents that they can’t go on vacation, because she signed them up to compete in a singing contest. The prize is meeting Danny Jones and the Apes. Marcia loves Danny Jones (Evan Stone). She lusts for him so much the opening sex scene for Not The Bradys XXX: Marcia, Marcia, Marcia is her (Teagan Presley) having a solo sex scene with a blue dildo that vibrates.


 

Greg has a friend, Kelly, whose dad is in the record business. This friend is the beautiful, busty, blond Gina Lynn (Kelly). She visits Greg and wants to have some privacy up in his room. They talk about the contest and how Gina Lynn has bigger plans for Greg with her dad’s record company. Gina Lynn shows Greg what the expression “one hand washes the other” means. She drops to her knees and devours his cock.

 

Meanwhile, Mr. and Mrs. Brady are downstairs talking about how they are surprised that Greg is not at the park playing baseball. Alice (Lynn LeMay) tries to inform the Bradys what Greg is really doing upstairs. The Brady parents are clueless to her hints. Mr. Brady is happy that Greg is playing with his balls. Back to Gina Lynn and Greg, she says to him, “You want to feel this pussy?” She hops on Greg reverse cowgirl. With all her moaning and screaming, Mr. and Mrs. Brady must be deaf, too.

 

Gina Lynn gives us quite a sex show. Her big tits and nice, tight ass are great to stare at. She’s very vocal through out the scene. “Fuck me, fuck me, fuck me!! You like that wet pussy grabbing your cock? Oh fuck yea. Yea, fuck it hard. Grab my titties. You’re making my pussy wet, so fucking wet…” Gina Lynn babbles on and on. It’s quite entertaining. Greg sprays his large load all over Gina Lynn’s face. I think it was suppose to go in her mouth, but the cum went in her hair, her eyes and all over her pretty face.

 

Greg and Gina Lynn go to the kitchen where Mr. and Mrs. Brady are at. Greg introduces Gina Lynn and oops she has cum on her face. Mr. Brady tells her she has something on her face. Mrs. Brady reminds Greg that he knows she doesn’t like him eating up in their rooms. Gina Lynn apologizes and says it was her fault, because she really wanted to get something in her mouth. Mr. Brady thinks Gina is a sweet girl and tells Greg if he plays his cards right he’ll get to hold her hand. Oh, if only Mr. Brady knew what Greg and Gina Lynn were doing in his bedroom.

 

Uh oh, controversy in the Brady house. Marcia sent Danny Jones a sexually explicit letter and a pair of used panties to him. Mr. and Mrs. Brady talk to Marcia about this and Marcia tells them that she didn’t do this. Jan tells Marcia they have to figure out who did this. Their friend, Alexis Love, wants to read the letter so Jan reads it. Oh, what a dirty note.

 

Jan (Aurora Snow) and Alexis decide to “experiment” again. Yep! Lesbian loving in the Brady house. I don’t recall Jan being into girls, oh wait, this is the porn version, so yes, I can see Jan being the one to munch box. The way Jan is performing I think she experiments A LOT!! After much kissing and eating pussy, Jan asks Alexis if she wants to play with toys. Oh naughty, Jan!! She gets out of her nightstand a pink and blue dildo for some fun. Meanwhile, Mr. Brady is out back grilling hamburgers with Mrs. Brady. Greg’s friend, George (Scott Lyons), drops by and Mr. Brady tells him to go on in the house, because Greg’s in his room working on a big song. Scott goes into the house, but goes in the wrong room. Yep, the lesbian love turns into a threesome.

 

I didn’t know Jan was such a nasty girl, but she is the middle child so I guess the one to be more adventurous and naughty. The things that this Brady girl does and the x-rated rhetoric flying out of her mouth, boy, Jan should have went into porn. During all her fooling around in the bedroom, Jan’s curls stay in tack. Amazing, I wonder what hair products they used to make those curls sweat proof.

 

Sam the Butcher (Ron Jeremy) drops by to deliver beef to Alice. No! He’s not giving her that beef, get your mind out of the gutter. It’s actually meat wrapped in butcher paper. Well, actually, Sam get’s his beef stroked by Alice in the kitchen. Oh wait, the rubbing is chaffing him. He wants some lube. Alice reminds him they are in the kitchen. Sam spies some virgin oil that will do the trick. Darn, the family is coming in the house. Sam and Alice have to stop their sexual kitchen antics.

 

Two girls, Emma Heart and Maya Gates, come to visit Peter (James Deen) and Mr. Brady tells them to go on in, because Peter’s in his bedroom. Mr. Brady is so happy that Peter is taking an interest in politics. Peter has great ideas for a political campaign. Maya tells Peter that they are not there to talk politics. They want some threeway action. Peter is not sure if he should, but quickly gives in to the girls. Maya is so cute and her accent is very sexy. When she says “spit on that dick and yea baby, fuck my pussy,” I have to chuckle. It sounds so cute with that accent and entertaining as hell. I could just listen to Maya the whole time.  

 

Now, we get to watch Bobby (Mikey Butders) get busy with the neighbor Mrs. West (Sienna West). She’s going to teach him a thing or two, since he has never been with a real woman. The way the neighbor lady is sucking the skin off his cock and teaching him how to eat pussy I don’t think Bobby will ever be innocent again. Blowing his wad into Mrs. West mouth, Bobby will definitely not be naïve and pure ever again.

 

Cindy (Kacey Jordan) volunteers to stay home so the demo tape is received for rehearsals for the contest, while the family goes about their business. As a Brady Bunch fan during my childhood, it’s just odd for me to watch Cindy getting it on with Daniel. But I’m sure there are guys out there that will love to watch a pigtailed, young, blond get her freak on. Cindy’s not so innocent and looks like a pro at doing some 69 action. She’s sucking that dick like it’s a popsicle. She is taking the cock every which way, missionary, doggie, spooning, reverse cowgirl, cowgirl encouraging Daniel to cum all over her face. Daniel delivers the goo to Cindy’s mouth.

 

I’m not sure what was funnier watching James Deen, Chris Slater, Mikey Butders, Teagan Presley, Aurora Snow and Kacey Jordan singing a Brady like song or watching Alice, Mr. Brady and Mrs. Brady dancing or Danny Jones (Evan Stone) being a goof guzzling beer, dancing and playing the electric guitar. This scene where the Brady kids are singing for the contest is hilarious.

 

Danny Jones calls the Brady house and talks to Mrs. Brady. He heard about what happen to Marcia and wants to visit her at school. Mr. and Mrs. Brady are soooo excited for Marcia. Danny Jones shows up in the girl’s locker room to see Marcia. He asks the two girls to excuse them, but reminds them to buy his Christmas album. What a ham!! Danny Jones (Evan Stone) gets it on with Marcia (Teagan Presley) dressed in her cheerleader uniform. After Marcia sucks the skin off Danny Jones’ cock, he tells her “if you really love me you’ll let me fuck you.” Hmm, isn’t that the line all guy’s use. Marcia may have not written that erotic letter, but she sure plays like a dirty girl. There’s a tumble off the locker bench, but the cum shot is delivered into Marcia’s mouth.

 

I’m going to leave you with some Brady wisdom, never pass judgment on someone until you have all the facts and not all rock stars are troublemakers. Brady Bunch fans you don’t want to miss this XXX version. It’s like the Brady’s with some naughty spice!!

 

 

 

 

 

  


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