Heaven or Hell

I realize that not every movie can be Space Nuts but some of Jonathan Morgans smaller budget comedies, while enjoyable, haven't been as funny as I would expect from Morgan.  He's made up for that in Heaven or Hell where, after a bicycle accident, Alektra Blue finds herself in purgatory waiting her fate.

Somewhat Ironically, the bicycle she was riding on when hit by a bus was given to her for her birthday the day before by boyfriend Voodoo before he took her on a different sort of ride.

After being hit, she finds herself in a cloudy area with one of God's assistants who is holding a file of everything good and bad she has done her entire life.  Seems she wasn't all that good and her case has to be evaluated to see if mistakes were made.

What happens next could have been a scene out of Beetlejuice. 

She is in that waiting room and told to take a number.  Naturally they are only on number 9 and she has some huge number that guarantees she will be there waiting a very very long time among an interesting group of characters.

The first guy she talks to she assumes died in a fire because he's burnt and there is smoke coming off him.  He tells her that's not what happened.  His wife was cheating on him with whoever came around.  This time it was pizza delivery guy Chris Johnson.

He was trying to catch her by hiding outside behind a large bush when the sprinkler came on.  Having caught her in the act, he goes to enter the house and gets shocked on the doorbell he never fixed.

After that exchange she gets up to get some water and is hit on by another one of the crazy people also waiting their fate before she talks to Ann Marie Rios.  Ann is screaming because she can't hear herself talk.  She had her eardrums blown out and died of an aneurysm when her boyfriend, Jarod Diamond, built the ultimate speaker system and turned it up too far.  While only her ears exploded, her boyfriends head exploded.  At least they got to have sex before they experienced death by stereo.

Alektra, after trying to find out how long it is going to take before her case gets reviewed sits down next to Randy Spears.  His face is covered in huge blisters and he looks horrible.  His story is he was having a picnic with one of his students, Audrey Bitoni.

One thing led to another and Randy discovered that there was a nest of killer bees above them.  Not only did he learn that when you have sex, it releases a pheromone that angers bees, but that he was highly allergic.

As she is finishing talking to Randy, Chris Cannon comes in.  They have known each other for a long time and every time they get together they end up having sex.  Cue the flashback scene in a restroom.

How did Chris get there?  4th of July, too much drinking and a family game that should have been recalled.  He's got a lawn dart in his back.  Since they are going to be there a few hundred years, they might as well make use of the closet they seen when coming in...