The Cougar Hunter
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- By Georga H
- Published 02/21/2009
- Wicked Pictures , Voyeur , Outdoor Sex , Horny Housewife , Features/Plotted
- Review Unrated
- Studio: Wicked Pictures
- Performers: Voodoo, Nichole Sheridan, Brenda James, Raybeness, Lisa Ann, Priya Rai
- Director: Jonathan Morgan
- Pros: Voodoo's performance of Kangaroo Mick.
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Georga H
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Jonathan Morgan is on a roll with his last two releases. Heaven or Hell was just the opening act for The Cougar Hunter. I should know by now never to judge a book, or porno, by it's cover or name. With the name The Cougar Hunter I was expecting something lame, then I realized it was directed by Jonathan Morgan. My expectations rose, but I was still expecting the average run of the mill MILF/Cougar movie. The Cougar Hunter is anything but average run of the mill. It's another comedic masterpiece and it proves that a good entertaining adult movie can be made on a limited budget.
Voodoo plays TV show host Kangaroo Mick, The Cougar Hunter. Think along the lines of The Crocodile Hunter complete with Aussie accent. This Aussie though isn't traipsing through the outback, he's exploring the concrete jungle going rounds with killer dogs that could rip out his jugular (it was his dog and it was sitting on his chest enjoying the attention) and dodging pigeon shit. This time around he is taking us deep into the lair of the most cunning and dangerous creature of the concrete jungle, the female cougar.
The first species of cougar he comes upon is Puma Domesticous Lonlinous (the lonely housewife) played by Nicole Sheridan. Kangaroo Mick explains that she has a very specific prey and to lure her out the old gardener needs to be replaced with his much younger relative played by Rocco Reed. The second Rocco is tending to her yard, Nicole springs into action getting him to follow her to a section of the yard that is out of eyesight of the neighbors for some homemade lemonade that accidentally on purpose gets spilled on his crotch to get him out of his pants...

The next species of cougar we are made familiar with is Puma Supermarkeum (Supermarket Sally). Brenda James has ordered at home grocery delivery and once Dane Cross arrives with her groceries she plays helpless and horribly impressed with his strength for carrying heavy groceries. Kangaroo Mick sneaks into the kitchen camouflaged (he's carrying a plant in front of his face) where he can do some brief commentary on Puma Supermarkeum before Miss James gives Dane his tip...

Next Kangaroo Mick takes us deep into the Serengeti to watch Puma Barflious (the bar cougar) in action. (Note: I have a sneaking suspicion that the name of the bar was The Serengeti.) Kangaroo Mick explains that the young males travel in small packs for protection and Puma Barflious waits until they are separated where she can pounce on the weak. What happens is Rayveness follows Johnny Castle into the mens room. Lucky for us, Mick had hidden microphones and cameras set up in the bathroom where we don't miss anything...

Then there is Puma Gymnaseious, the gym cougar (Lisa Ann). We find out how she handles a younger interloper (Ann Marie Rios) encroaching on her territory. I have never seen anything quite like how that played out before, and I don't think Ann Marie had either. Chris Johnson was most impressed though...

In the final scene Kangaroo Mick has decided that he is going to go into the cougars lair himself to get a close up of what goes on. Donning some horrible glasses with a hidden camera where we get some POV action, he rings the doorbell of Priya Rai and tells her that he is selling magazines to save the rainforest. She takes the bait and Kangaroo Mick is almost eaten alive.





