So, before I even start the flick, I am very unimpressed with the first name only cover. I found nothing in the data base on this flick and searched briefly at a few sites I goggled and it was all first names as well. There was also no Director credit. So much for search engine optimization. I had to do some further digging but found what I was looking for.

 So much for the first names as well. Come on ladies, let's get a bit more creative...Zafira sounds like she should be in a barbarian movie, Eszter sounds like an old woman, and what the hell is lldiko? Idk?

Jordana James is a pretty, very real looking brunette. Laying on a poolside chair she has on a black and white bikini.  Van Damage, well, let's just say I think his penis has a birthmark from the discoloration I'm seeing. I was wondering what the hell that was when Jordana undid his swim shorts with her toes to expose it. Wow, if one word popped into my mind besides odd it was "Palomino" ( Yes, Georga we both know I have odd thoughts just like you, at least it wasn't flies). Jordana starts him of with some knob bobbing and then it's quick for him to start sucking her toes which look some what dainty and painted red.  He wastes no time though getting her twat worked up, good man. I spoke too soon, he decides to dive right in, missionary style. I keep noticing her belly button jewelry. There's quite a few sexual positions in this scene and it ends with Jordana masturbating Van Damage off with her feet. Let me just say not only is her pussy spread when he gets off, so are her toes. I had to pause it though to try and figure out what the tattoo was on her right foot. I'm so not sure about it. I'm wondering if they actually thought it through that tattoos can be a turn on as well and botched this one. I did however, find it cute she blew on her toes at the end of the scene.

Zafira is another brunette and our second scene is a solo. I'm not sure how this one works. I've never thought about rubbing my own toes. After seeing Zafira's feet, I was right in the barbaric sense and I want to fast forward. But, I won't for all you foot freaks out there. I will tell you this, I find her over-all appearance attractive, you can she hasn't had plastic surgery. I just wish she had socks on. I found her feet disgusting.. Maybe the camera man feels the same way because one of the last shots is her masturbating with her toes cut out of the picture.  Ok, next scene, I can't take anymore.

Cora is sporting tennis shoes with white ankle socks. It's another solo scene so my hopes are still there. Her outfit is the epitome of unsexy and so is her little toe. Actually she has fat little piggies and that damn child hood song is running through my mind right about now. I find her just as unattractive as the flowery pastel wicker love seat she's on.  It looks like she has no make-up on and she's dirty from sporting, I guess that's the point. When she sucks on her own foot and still has socks on it reminds me of biting mittens when I was a kid which is just as painful to me as finger nails on a chalk board, sorry, I can't imagine putting my afghan in my mouth. Mind you she takes off her what looks to be some type of brief style undergarment that is high as the Urkle style only to relieve underwear that are worse then Jordan's tattoo. I see why even in the data base I found they kept her on a first name basis. Her underwear were white and blue with little paw prints on them "PawsOff". I don't understand why she couldn't spare at least 5 bucks for some decent underware at WalMart. Sorry for that visual, Gentlemen.

Brea Bennet is on that same pastel couch. A dirty blond who's shoes look like they are from Payless. I'm not complaining after what I just saw. Please, Brea, I'm begging you, give us something worth watching. I'm not enthused as I can read the lines on her stomach like my palm. Thank God that scene was all about 2 minutes.

We are introduced to, I'm not even sure at this point, I really would like to stop trying to figure it out, Brea Bennet  The camera introduces her, "Without further adieux..." (I'm hoping some of my readers will be intelligent enough to look up some french and pick up on the sarcasm.)  Sarcasm is all I have after seeing Brea's somewhat pretty outfit and the early 80's stripped couch behind it. This porn is so bad, I can't even focus on feet. No wonder the Director is anonymous, I wouldn't want my name connected with this film either.

Ok, so, final scene, because this is my final scene. I can't take anymore. My dear friend Georga has a saying...Bad porn should be illegal. She's right.

Ok, so all in all, this movie was a  "NO GO". My tootsies are flaccid at the moment. The first scene was the best that I watched which is bad porn to me. At least keep my interest until the 3rd scene, if it's a good porn I get bored by the 5th scene. I was excited to see some foot fetish which turned out to be nothing more than bad background and clothing. We live and we learn and I learned I won't order anymore videos put out by Kick Ass Pictures. Just to be nice though because I know the importance of promoting, I will say that Footlovers' Delight had 10 trailers, if you want to check it out.

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