Poon Pool Party Piffle
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- By Pax Analysis
- Published 03/4/2009
- Orgy , Lesbian Sex
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- DVD Title: Tera Patrick's Porn Star Pool Party
- Studio: Teravision
- Performers: Daisy Marie, Charmane Star, Mya Luanna, Tera Patrick (not really), Madison Scott, et al
- Director: Brian McCarthy (so to speak)
- Pros: Pretty faces and bodies.
- Cons: Lame.
- Bottom Line: Forget it.
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View all reviews by Pax AnalysisTera's MIA. Tera Patrick's Porn Star Pool Party DVD review.
Tera's Puddle Fluff Tera Patrick sits around with dwarves dressed as babies. Tera leaves her house and pool in their care. A pool party with a bevy of babes ensues. The dwarves don't get any. Later on Ron Jeremy shows up as a cop but hangs around rather than bust anybody. He doesn't get any pussy either. What the fuck is this, an infomercial?
Tera doesn't do anything.

Scene One: Mya Luanna and Charmane Star, lovely Asians fool around perfunctorily. Some oral and toy play. Short scene, short note.

Scene Two: Daisy Marie and Daisy Duxe were up next for more of the same, but got down to it without posing first, Daisy Marie muff-diving first in this dual Daisy fest. A little more heat. Less than 8 minutes worth.

Scene Three: Madison Scott and Mya Luanna are presented by Tera as "the battle of the spitters" as the pair kiss in a grotto, nude, water wet. Madison goes down on Mya. The scene was cut awkwardly, uneven as to swapping oral favors. 5 minute yawner.

Scene Four: Angie Savage, Kayla Paige, and Daisy Marie, are up next on a couch area as they playfully laugh. This scene was a little more fun, had more energy, visual dynamics. The viewer hears moans from elsewhere, apparently other scenes being shot. Tongues and toys titillate. A little choking. Vibrator drilling. Taste testing, and some performance effort to seem like they
are getting off.

Scene Five: Brooke, Lexi Belle, Juliana Jolene, Trisha Oaks, Holly West, Holly Wellin, Maya Gates, Lorena Sanchez, then some others are up last in a short lesbian orgy where they are all included in the cave portion of the pool. This scene is a big fucking mess, shot desultorily as if by a confused amateur un sure of what to focus on, haphazard toys stuffed up pussies, some looking at camera, a kind of Thing of sensual hodge-podge disorientation. Licking and fingering some, but the Ron Jeremy shows up to break it up without fucking anybody. Pointless drivel.
This vacuous fluff lasted a mere 50 mins., I state again, and, again Tera Patrick doesn't engage in any sexual activity. Pretty chicks, nothin' that exciting. 2, my lowest rating ever.
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