Candy Apples vs King Dong, the ultimate match!!
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Zacarias Blanco
I love porn and I love humor, lately, humor is not around so we need to bring it for good!!
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Published on 04/9/2009
Join invincible Candy Apples for the largest dildo insertion in history!
There wasn't a dildo big enough... so one was built.
Candy Apples vs King Dong
Candy Apples is ready to show you her biggest lover ever: King Dong. Notorious Productions brought us this movie back in the year 2000.
The movie starts with Candy Apples talking to us and letting us know she'a had great dicks but even though they're just very big, she end ups unsatisfied over and over again (not exactly her words, but that's the idea), so she starts a run into memory lane trying to find if she's had a match.
While talking to us she shows us VHS tapes in which she appears and had good sex scenes but sure enough, but she's "the ultimate whore" and she's looking for something else, so:
Round 1: After showing us some tapes from the best cocks she's ever had, Candy pulls a guy from under her desk. The guy (he's famous and I can't remember his name, damn it!!) starts licking her pussy and fingering her ass for a while until she decides it's time for a good shag in the office. The scene includes hot sex and anal (besides oral sex). She claims it was a good fuck but she could use a bigger cock.
Positions: Missionary, reverse cowgirl, doggy (anal), missionary (anal) and he cums on her face.
Round 2: Candy continues looking for big cocks and this time Byron Long attends the casting. She takes a look at Byron's cock and can't help but to feel aroused after watching it. She starts sucking it for a while and Byron taps her real good. Again, this is a scene displaying more office sex. Byron's meat is good but she's in it for more cock.
Positions: Doggy, missionary and reverse cowgirl.
Round 3: Mrs. Apples finally gives us and tries something different, so this time she goes to novelty company located in L.A. California: Ben Wa Corporation. Candy asks for something really big and after they showed her their biggest models she asks for a custome made. This scene is particularly good because you're inside a company that builds dildos and vibrators and I found this cool. They pour the mixture inside a huge mold and wait between 6 and 7 hrs. to be witnesses of "The birth of King Dong".
Candy is very excited with her 37 inches long, 12 centimeters wide and 40 pounds dildo. Then we receive an "expert" opinion from an ginecologyst Dr. Carlos Spencer, who tells us the most a vagina can dilate are 12 centimeters so this doesn't look good in his opinion, that's also the reason there's a "paramedic" close in case something goes wrong. Candy starts with some warm up exercises with smaller cocks (smaller than King Dong, 'cause those are also huge) and she's finally ready for King Dong.
Round 4: After that scene Candy's pussy was sour on her own words but she goes to Black Hills Millenium Rally in Sturgis, South Dakota. That's a rally for bikers and she goes there to promote Notorious Productions and sell VHS movies and T-shirts in the place. After a long day, she decides to masturbate. There are a lot of interviews to people attending the rally.
Round 5: Finally, she goes to New York to promote her dong with Howard Stern.
Over there she receives the help of Rod Fontana to get booked for Stern's, but she needs to repay the favor with a hot threesome, between her, Fontana and his secretary.
After the scene is over, Candy uses King Dong to satisfy herself in front of the astonished couple. (This was a different King Dong, kinda smaller, with different material, softer, while the original was made with hard material and it was wider and kinda transparent).
Overall: The movie satisfies your curiousity about she and Dong, you wonder at first: can she take it? You bet your ass she can!! This flick isn't that good after that, the threesome was very good but not really hot, although there was much interaction between the girls, not like in another films. If you're curious about watching this woman inserting this huge cock in her pussy, rent it, of you're looking for something else besides the dildo scene, just pass it, those scenes aren't that hot.
ENJOY!!
ZACARIAS BLANCO OUT!!...
Both, the doctor and the paramedic help to push it inside her pussy while the representative (or possibly owner) of Ben Wa holds her. (I think the Dr. and the paramedic are phony, the paramedic checks her blood pressure, but he knew shit about doing it).
The movie starts with Candy Apples talking to us and letting us know she'a had great dicks but even though they're just very big, she end ups unsatisfied over and over again (not exactly her words, but that's the idea), so she starts a run into memory lane trying to find if she's had a match.
While talking to us she shows us VHS tapes in which she appears and had good sex scenes but sure enough, but she's "the ultimate whore" and she's looking for something else, so:
Round 1: After showing us some tapes from the best cocks she's ever had, Candy pulls a guy from under her desk. The guy (he's famous and I can't remember his name, damn it!!) starts licking her pussy and fingering her ass for a while until she decides it's time for a good shag in the office. The scene includes hot sex and anal (besides oral sex). She claims it was a good fuck but she could use a bigger cock.
Positions: Missionary, reverse cowgirl, doggy (anal), missionary (anal) and he cums on her face.
Round 2: Candy continues looking for big cocks and this time Byron Long attends the casting. She takes a look at Byron's cock and can't help but to feel aroused after watching it. She starts sucking it for a while and Byron taps her real good. Again, this is a scene displaying more office sex. Byron's meat is good but she's in it for more cock.
Positions: Doggy, missionary and reverse cowgirl.
Round 3: Mrs. Apples finally gives us and tries something different, so this time she goes to novelty company located in L.A. California: Ben Wa Corporation. Candy asks for something really big and after they showed her their biggest models she asks for a custome made. This scene is particularly good because you're inside a company that builds dildos and vibrators and I found this cool. They pour the mixture inside a huge mold and wait between 6 and 7 hrs. to be witnesses of "The birth of King Dong".
Candy is very excited with her 37 inches long, 12 centimeters wide and 40 pounds dildo. Then we receive an "expert" opinion from an ginecologyst Dr. Carlos Spencer, who tells us the most a vagina can dilate are 12 centimeters so this doesn't look good in his opinion, that's also the reason there's a "paramedic" close in case something goes wrong. Candy starts with some warm up exercises with smaller cocks (smaller than King Dong, 'cause those are also huge) and she's finally ready for King Dong.
Round 4: After that scene Candy's pussy was sour on her own words but she goes to Black Hills Millenium Rally in Sturgis, South Dakota. That's a rally for bikers and she goes there to promote Notorious Productions and sell VHS movies and T-shirts in the place. After a long day, she decides to masturbate. There are a lot of interviews to people attending the rally.
Round 5: Finally, she goes to New York to promote her dong with Howard Stern.
Over there she receives the help of Rod Fontana to get booked for Stern's, but she needs to repay the favor with a hot threesome, between her, Fontana and his secretary.
After the scene is over, Candy uses King Dong to satisfy herself in front of the astonished couple. (This was a different King Dong, kinda smaller, with different material, softer, while the original was made with hard material and it was wider and kinda transparent).
Overall: The movie satisfies your curiousity about she and Dong, you wonder at first: can she take it? You bet your ass she can!! This flick isn't that good after that, the threesome was very good but not really hot, although there was much interaction between the girls, not like in another films. If you're curious about watching this woman inserting this huge cock in her pussy, rent it, of you're looking for something else besides the dildo scene, just pass it, those scenes aren't that hot.
ENJOY!!
ZACARIAS BLANCO OUT!!...
Both, the doctor and the paramedic help to push it inside her pussy while the representative (or possibly owner) of Ben Wa holds her. (I think the Dr. and the paramedic are phony, the paramedic checks her blood pressure, but he knew shit about doing it).