Brand New Faces 15: Milf Edition

I do not understand the trend of adult films that have to have ridiculous chit-chat before each scene. Since this is the first encounter I’ve had with the “Brand New Faces” series, I can only speculate that they must do it in every movie. Before any of the girls in this movie can begin to fuck on camera for their first time they have to waste fifteen-minutes of their time, and more importantly our time, by talking it up with an annoying director. It is a terrible arrangement that is consistent throughout the movie, and when added to the fact that each scene is a bedroom scene, shot in exactly the same way, and each set looks similar to the other, the movie is given an assembly line feeling with no genuine sense of originality.

 

As for the actresses, three out of the five “brand new faces” are really worth watching, but their ages make you question just how “milf” these young ladies can be: most of whom hover around age 30. The first actress, Felony Foreplay, starts the movie off right, at least when she is finally able to start fucking. You can tell she has been waiting a long time to shoot her first porn scene because she gives it her all, not bothered by bareback, and takes a gooey load on her great tits.

 

Jezebel on the other hand is not so attractive, and is nervous during her entire shoot with exception to the end of the scene, looking her best when Alex shoots his seed into her mouth. But before that she is rigid, and the scene is boring.

 

In the third scene, Sandy gets my vote for probably the most attractive woman in the movie, but even her good looks cannot prevent you from hitting fast-forward during the long prologue to the sex. Sandy decided that her first adult scene would be girl-on-girl, and it being only her second sexual encounter with another female. The people at Vivid did a good job pairing her up with Phoenix, another attractive woman, who doesn’t mind going ass-to-mouth with a sex toy every now and again.

 

Keira, in the fourth scene, is most convincing in her portrayal of a milf. She is naturally voluptuous with a few extra pounds on her, and with a big ass. When she fucks she gets her titties slapped around, and she is the first in the film to get anal in a guy/girl scene: going ass-to-mouth, and ending her scene with a sloppy creampie.

 

And finally, with our youngest “milf,” aged 27, we get Rhiannon Alize who looks like a Georgia crackhead done got all gussied up for the pornography folks. And instead of getting her boobs done she should have got her grill did, but she takes it up the ass so I guess it all balances out. Right? Wrong. It’s like that old saying, “Don’t look a Rhiannon in the mouth.”

 

DVD extras include Chapter Search, Positions Room, Behind the Scenes, Bonus Scenes, and Previews.

 

For the good looking ladies I give the film four stars.