A. Tuffdick

A tough reviewer? You better believe it. Do not expect to get by, or bi, without something innovative or some exceptional quality porn. If I feel like I have wasted my time, you shouldn't. It doesn't have to Oscar material, but if it it's one thing I can't stand, it's wasting time watching bad porn. MjQ3OTo2OjE

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Blinfold and Earplugs Please!

The blindfold is for the first slut in the video who stares at the camera so much that it is distracting from the two monster cocks staring her in the face. The earplugs, or the mute button, is for the viewer who can only stand so many different ways of a slut saying "Yes". The range of pitch and volume would not qualify her for an "American Idol" knock-off show. I guess Oregonian girls have a limited vocabulary, the attention span of a gnat and are really bad actresses, in spite of having a smoking hot body. The cum shot from the biggest black dick was anti-climatic. She not only swallowed, usually something that I like to see, but you amatuerly did not even show the cum in her mouth. She talks about how she likes to get dirty while riding a three-wheeler in the mud, well, maybe she should have fucked and sucked these guys while on a three-wheeler. Especially since she became more annoying as the clip went on. The clip did have it's moments. When the big-cocked black guy stood up with her legs wrapped around him and fucked her while standing, was filmed well and was quite a turn-on. Unfortunately, the scene did not last long. They did attempt it again a little later, but with some creative editting, it could have appeared to have been one long standing fuck. Everyone watching knows that these are not real life moments, but the illusion to the viewer is crucial. It did not even cum close to doing what it is supposed to. I can not quite blame the black guys in the clip, fucking a hot, single digit I.Q.'d white girl is not just a black man's fantasy, but a white, latino, Asian, Middle Eastern, etc... The men are well-endowed and are believable in the verbal manipulation into getting the "Einstein" girl to disrobe, suck, fuck and swallow. Unfortunately, her tits, ass and pussy would be why I would watch. But her mouth and mind overrides it to the point of boredom. Buy DVD now