DeeDee Stasiak

College didn't do much in the end. Graduated just to futilely fight to earn respect. The readers of that newspaper really didn't care too much for my jokes about incest and disemboweling. Misread my audience. Most of them were over sixty. One of whom was my grandma. I also write almost incessantly about masturbating on my blog found at http://ddstasiak.blogspot.com/. Mzk4NTo2OjE

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Gaga for the All-Girl Gala?
"Girl Girl Studio 6: The Casting" cushions itself between racks and racks of lesbian discs, but this overseas export's niche has nothing to do with racks, especially since most of the racks in the film are flat. Instead, the allure of "Girl Girl Studio 6" is in its presentation, its foreplay, its hugging, its goodnight kiss. Every adult film contains sex. But this one snuggles after and promises to call the next day. In other words, it commits to its premise, usually on its knees. Watch online now Buy DVD now

DeeDee Stasiak weighs in
Fresh-faced cover girl Trista Love enchants the potential viewer by comically straddling a forklift on the DVD packaging with her buttery-smooth thighs and a prime-cut of fatty derrière. But unfortunately, Trista Love is as massive as some of the shots are long, prompting the old cliché that sometimes less is more, an odd criticism to make about a film which encourages gluttony. Wave after wave of artery-clogging flab is what's on the plate for any chubby chaser, but a lack of editing may make a viewer of "Heavy Loads" feeling bloated. Watch online now Buy DVD now

Harlequin
With David Stanley assuming the director's chair, it's to be expected that "Harlequin" would be more plot-heavy than the typical "Cum Balls 64." Nonetheless, the story may actually take too much significance as scenes with Kaylani Lei and Rayveness feel more like filler or a requirement that the director had to keep in order to maintain the "adult film" moniker. It may lead those who watch with one hand on the fast-forward button and the other on themselves to miss the film's most prevalent feature: its oddball, goofy heart. Watch online now Buy DVD now

The Kissing Game
A mood piece constructed around an atmosphere as seedy as its characters, "The Kissing Game" delivers by being exceptionally tasteful in its depiction of an underworld con game. Proof that convential sex scenes can not only still invigorate an audience, but also sell a story. A feat achieved thanks in no small part to Serenity's well-rounded performance and rear, which are both given their share of attention, one backwards thrust at a time, by Brad Armstrong's roving camera. Watch online now Buy DVD now