Eveready Eversharp

I've been addicted to porn since Neil Armstrong walked on the moon. Okay, I'm a fossil, but a horny fossil who remembers sitting in the Pussycat Theaters when all they were allowed to show were tits. I've watched the industry grow, and live right at the epicenter of the business. I've sold it. I've reviewed it. I hate seeing people getting ripped off by crappy porn and am always on the lookout for stuff I can recommend without feeling like a lying bastard for saying a bad DVD is worth it MjQ3OTo2OjE
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Cum Scene Investigation 3 bears absolutely no resemblance to the CSI shows - it isn't a takeoff. This is just a clever title five threesomes - four are two guys and one girl, and one has two girls and one guy. None of the scenes are great, or particularly memorable. A bonus scene, from Cream Pie Blowout Volume 1 may be one of the better things on this DVD. The DVD comes with a card for 30 minutes of free downloads on the Pink site. Watch online now Buy DVD now
If you like watching girls taking cumshots in the mouth, gagging on cocks fucking their throats, or just plain swallowing glasses of cum, Brandon Iron's 279 More Pop Shots won't disappoint. The four 'scenes' are compilations of cum shots from Brandon Iron's cum shot DVDs. Although there are a few shots of fucking, this is just a prelude to the facials and mouths full of cum that follow. If watching girls take large loads on their faces, in their mouths, and ultimately, down their throats, this DVD, with more than 3 1/2 hours of cumshots, will NOT disappoint. Watch online now Buy DVD now
Homegrown Select's Housewives Unleashed #28 has some items that suggest that in these scenes, some of the ladies (they aren't all girls) may REALLY be cheating on their husbands. They're not all girls in the late teens and early 20s, in two scenes the guys wear condoms, but the action is pretty good. The video has four scenes, all with some mention of a husband being away, and the menus refer to what's going on as 'lovemaking.' A good blooper reel, and lots of previews may give this some more apparent value to some DVD buyers. This isn't the best porn DVD ever made, in the first scene, there's a shot of a really nice erect clit, and the ladies seem to be working for the camera -- something you don't see in professional porn. Watch online now Buy DVD now

Goo Girls 26 - Rodney doesn't disappoint

Goo Girls is classic Rodnievision material. Pretty ladies sucking and fucking, with a Gooey facial payoff at the end. There are some clever things in this DVD that you won't expect from porn. It's worth watching. Watch online now Buy DVD now
Smash Pictures' Down Your Throat delivers a dozen blow jobs. Although I kind of thought the title referred to swallowing (down your throat - get it?), but it meant somewhat deep throat. Tonsil tickling, but not really DOWN anyone's throat. Shot in Hi-Def, the video is good. The menuing system is top notch. This isn't the greatest blow job DVD I've seen, but it's not bad. Watch online now Buy DVD now

A Suck DVD that doesn't Suck

Homegrown Select's Deepthroat Virgins has five scenes of girls who claim that they've never done deepthroat before. Each scene starts with the girl being interviewed, and quickly gets down to some serious deepthroat blowjobs. One scene, with reciprocal oral, is a standout scene on this DVD. The DVD has a good menuing scheme, making it easy to select the nearly two hours of previews, a pretty good blooper reel, and to select what they call 'Foreplay', 'Entire Scene,' or just the 'Cumshot.' Watch online now Buy DVD now

Sticky Video - Orgy Cum Bath - no orgy, not much cum

Extreme Ty #6 - Orgy Cum Bath was a rather disappointing addition to the Extreme Ty series. The first two scenes featured Extreme Ty and Naughty Alysha with two guys. To me, this is no orgy. There was oral, anal, and a little bit with the guys putting their hands into Ty's pussy, but the cum shots weren't particularly memorable, and certainly not enough to be called a Cum Bath. Forty-eight minutes of scenes in a Glory Hole didn't get much better -- all the 'lucky?' patrons of an adult movie theater appeared to have shot their wads before visiting the glory hole. So, although these guys may have cum, there was little to show for it. Aside from a POV suck of the cameraman and the last visitor to the glory hole who actually shot good wads, the 'cum bath' was nowhere near what you'd expect of a cum bath. 90 minutes of this stuff was mostly disappointing. Watch online now Buy DVD now
Extreme Ty is really an extreme lady. The quest is to find the largest toy (or toys) that can fit into her pussy. Armed with a large assortment of toys - cock shaped, little cocks, large monster cocks, in many sizes and styles, and a tape measure to see how large an array of toys she can shove in her pussy, Ty tries toy after toy after toy after toy. The conversation between Ty and the cameraman, and some pretty nice closeups, make this a cut above some of the other 'monster insertion' videos. Watch online now Buy DVD now

The best of old porn - three hours of cum shots

Explosions 8 is a cum shot compilation -- more than 100 cum shots (since some scenes have more than one guy) in more than three hours. That's better than a scene each two minutes. You can use the menu to show you ten scenes at a time -- for some guys, the 10 scenes will be off about the same time you are. Most of the scenes look like they've been converted from video tape -- the video just isn't as sharp and clear as newer DVDs. Unlike some other cum shot compilations, which give just a few seconds to each cum shot, you get to see the action that gets the guy there. This is okay, but just okay, considering the lower video quality. If that isn't a big deal, this DVD may be a nice addition to your cum shot library. Watch online now Buy DVD now
In Housewife Bangers 10, you see scenes where a husband is somehow convinced to let another man bang his wife. This may be through coercion (I'll fire you if you don't), clear threat (I'll collect the money you owe me or do something nasty to you, but if you let me fuck your wife, I'll forget the debt), or just a swinging wife hot for a guy's friend. The husbands are in the same room while some strange man is fucking his wife. The sex isn't bad, acting isn't terrible, and this just may be worth buying. Watch online now Buy DVD now