The show must go on!! And it did this past Sunday night, Georga was in a lot of pain from medical probing and prodding, but she pulled through and another night of Blog Talk Radio, 2 Girls, A Guy and A Porno aired.

 

Georga discovered she needs a larger penis. I know you’re all thinking, but isn’t Georga a girl? Read the profiles, People!! Just kidding, Georga is a girl. It’s the Evan Stone movie Penis Meter that needs to be bigger. The Porno stud has made more movies since the original Penis Meter was made. Over 950 movies to be exact and Ethan’s response to that was, “It would kill any average man acting or not acting.” Yeah, I would have to agree, how can one man have so much sex?

 

Evan call into Blog Talk Radio, 2 Girls, A Guy and A Porno, (646) 915-8596 and explain to Georga, Ethan and me (Diamond Couture) how you have so much stamina to do over 950 pornos. Plus, I want to see Georga freak out when you call in.

 

Georga figured out that my email to her meant that an AdultMaven writer, Stephanie Alford wrote a review about Pregnancy Porn, Ready to Drop 6, after she saw it on the homepage of AdultMaven. Stephanie also reviewed Skreeched, Yes; it’s a celebrity porn movie with the guy from “Saved By the Bell.”

 

The pregnancy porn kicked off more discussion about Fetish porn, specifically, Granny Porn. If you review Granny Porn, we want you on the show. Georga wants to know what was going through your mind when you were reviewing the movie. Ethan wondered if they were real Grannies or younger girls made up to look old. Georga informed us they’re real grannies and she found a movie titled, “92 and Still Bangin.” Ethan was curious where they found these grannies to do porn. His curiosity should not be confused in any way that he is on a search for a Porno Granny, because we all know Ethan loves cougars. However, Ethan draws the line when the cougars walk with canes.

 

I wanted to know what Production companies made Granny porn. This sent Georga on a web search of who made Granny porn and she found Totally Tasteless Videos, Heatwave, FilmCo, Gentleman’s, and JM Productions. I think Totally Tasteless Videos was the leader in producing Granny Porn since their name was on a lot of the movies on Sugar DVD rentals.  

 

Ethan told us about how he stumbled upon a porno with an amputee. The movie was marketed as an amputee dropping his load on girls and Georga wanted to know why it had to be advertised as a freak show. If you market the fetish as a freak show, what does this make the viewer of the fetish? A Freak, Too? Ethan brought up how it’s a Catch-22 when these movies are advertised as a Freak show so then the viewer is labeled a freak. Georga doesn’t think these fetish movies should be marketed as a freak show. We really wanted a person to call in that watched these types of fetish movies to give us their opinion, but sadly there were no callers.

 

Georga told us about Marco Banderas emailing her to give her information about his ink for her tattoo book. She found out the story about his “I love Fiona” tat. This tattoo is due to his obsession for Fiona from Shrek. No, not really!! That’s Georga humor! Actually, Marco’s wife her name is Fiona. Marco has a new movie coming out, “The Four.” Checkout his slide show of clips on his my space page. It can be accessed through Georga’s my space and Marco is one of her top friends.

 

The movies we reviewed last week.  Mine (Diamond Couture) were Deeper 10 and Downward Spiral. Deeper 10 is a gonzo movie produced by Digital Playground with Lindsey Meadows and Marco Banderas having some steamy sex in the shower. Anal Sex action between Lacie Hart and Scott Nails in two scenes. Tommy Gunn punishes Shay Jordan by tearing her pussy up all the while Shay is referring to Tommy as, “Daddy.” Carmel Moore and Ben English, fuck each other silly while yelling at each other with their English accents kept me laughing.

 

Downward Spiral is a Euro Porn movie with exceptionally, beautiful women and gritty sex scene settings. Join Sandy on her Downward Spiral as she follows hooker Cindy Hope into a dirty room in a warehouse where Vica Ryder blows numerous dicks through glory holes. Sandy witnesses a gang bang, has some Lesbian sex and gets violated by cops, Kid Jamaica and Bambi. Does Sandy continue on a Downward Spiral?

 

Georga reviewed The Accidental Hooker with KayLani Lei, who tells Marcus London how she became a call girl. KayLani meets a guy over the internet and they meet in person. The next morning there’s $500 left for her. After that first meeting, every time KayLani sees the guy he would leave her $500. After KayLani did the guy right in the limo, she became a prostitute. There’s a big, plot twist at the end.

 

Another Georga movie review was The Adventures of Squirt Girl, yes it’s an Evan Stone movie and he’s Captain Cum. These two comic book creators, Alex Sanders and Jenner decide to create a more exciting comic, because they are bored with making, “The Adventures of Super Duck” and the “The Adventures of Squirt Girl” is created. Evan tracks down Squirt Girl, who teaches the art of Squirting and is played by Cytherea. The two super heroes battle it out and Evan gets pummeled by a blow up doll. Who wins this fight?

 

After hearing about “The Adventures of Squirt Girl,” I asked if there were any other porno comics? Ethan wanted to know if Cum Woman or Incredible Bulk was made? Yes, this question made Georga and I laugh hysterically. I wanted to know how would they do Batman as a porno? Ethan thought it would be awful and not watch it. Couldn’t you see Evan Stone in a Bat suit? I suggested Voodoo can be Bat Boy; Georga reminded me it was Robin not Bat Boy. Barrett Blade as the Joker. Marie Luv as Cat Woman. And the Porno Batman movie would be directed by Jonathan Morgan.

 

Georga informed us that there were 60s and 70s sitcoms made or being made into Porno spoofs. Some of them were Bewitched, Love Boat, The Munsters, Three’s Company, another Brady Bunch, and Get Smart. Ethan wanted to know about BJ and the Bear. Georga thinks that’s wrong due to the monkey. I asked if the Partridge Family, Eight is Enough or Alice was going to be made. Ethan brought up Rhoda, The Golden Girls and I Dream of Genie. Yeah, Golden Girls got the BIG eeeewwww response from Georga and me due to it probably being categorized as Granny Porn.

 

Georga is coming up on her 100th review. She is 10 reviews away from number 100. One third of the porn is Evan Stone movies. Ethan and I were not surprised that a third of the movies were Evan Stone flicks. We wondered how Rich and Steve would reward Georga for writing 100 porn movie reviews. I think they’re going to give her some special MILF porn. Ethan said it’s going to be a 2 Disc Set that explains the making of the MILF movie and how they choose the toothbrushes and spoons.

 

Be on the lookout for Ethan’s blog, The Top 5 Male and Female Porn Performers!!